posted on Apr, 8 2004 @ 12:54 PM
Actually, I don’t think bob was hallucinating. This was obviously a rare encounter with a recently freed Gnome.
For those of you who are not aware, Gnomes, especially of the Garden variety, have been oppressed almost to the point of slavery for many decades,
both in the US and abroad. To combat this sad state of affairs several groups have organized into well established foundations; The Gnome Liberation
Army (GLA), The Garden Gnome Liberation Front (of which I am a long standing member), and Free the Gnomes, just to name a few.
I believe this Gnome, having recently been freed by one or more of the aforementioned liberation groups, dipped a bit too much into his elderberry
wine to celebrate and was joyously (if a bit drunkenly) expressing his pleasure with his new life.
Congratulations, bobthebuilder. Consider yourself honored.
(Perhaps there is an Underwear Gnome Liberation Front?)