Alien call girls?

reply to post by heliumboy


That is pretty funny, because my girlfriend was telling me about commercials she has been seeing. Apparently some companies are trying to buy up peoples old jewelry to collect their gold.

For what reasons we aren't sure.

He said that the alien girls look and feel different down there than earth girls.
This is the reason for the high cost plus there are only a few. I think he is pulling my leg but bill gates seems way too happy these days don't you think?

I found a link to the alleged photos of the alien call girls.

WARNING: discretion advised.

reply to post by jamie83


That is so wrong. I'm trying my darndest not to do a visual.

reply to post by Alxandro


Hey, I put a big WARNING label above the pic, didn't I???

I was afraid this would be too disturbing for some people....

Do not DO A VISUAL!
I repeat, do not DO A VISUAL!

reply to post by jamie83


Even without a visual I still keep hearing Bea Arthur's deep resonating voice. I'm sleeping with the lights on.

I owe you one.

Outer space prostitution – nice
Although I’m now wondering if these outerspace call girls have their own version of STD’s…..protection people, always remember protection

Truest thing I ever heard.

Ever.

Great, now people are going to know about my Twi'lek female escort.

But seriously, intergalactic ladies of the night? Are you just making stuff up now? This is pretty funny though.

Originally posted by jamie83
I found a link to the alleged photos of the alien call girls.

WARNING: discretion advised.

Bea Arthur is so friggin' hot! This explains it all!

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Originally posted by jamie83
I found a link to the alleged photos of the alien call girls.

WARNING: discretion advised.

Dont you EVERR

diss my Bea.



evr.

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reply to post by prevenge


Hey... why don't we forward a link to this thread to some crappy tabloid to see if we can get them to do this story...

"Bea Arthur Is An Alien Call Girl!"

The visual is bad enough, but combined with that voice....... bleyauucch......

Gives a new, and totally disgusting meaning to the term "Close Encounters"

By the looks of some of the women I see walking the streets here in Ottawa, I wouldn't be surprised if they were aliens. ewwwwwwww

That borders on bestiality

I'm really confused now.

Can someone please remind me what U.F.O. stands for again?

Alien Callgirls??? Sounds too FANTAStIc to me

Space Whores.....the final frontier.

$5000000 an hour eh? wow, hopefully they don't get space STD's.

I think it would be a question of supply vs demand only

what if you were a pimp and you went to an african country that has never seen a white person before. You showed your girl off and the king said to you name your price.

Mmmmm, those big bald green heads and large black eyes just get me going.

Ooooh, is it just me, or did it get kind of hot in here?

So we know the elite are pathological.

We know aliens are here. I dont think its that unreasonable to think the eliye would be working with other pathological selfish slave breeding races.

Given that is true...alien prostitution isnt far out at all.

Compared to many crazy things on this site its not that weird.
Money doesnt rule the world! Dominance and energy/sex rule the world. So i can see high demand. Maybe some races need certain resources we have.

Dont think the girls gotta be greys or sweird. Could be humans similar to us. Or some hybrids or something.

lol

If I had the money and they were hot I'd prolly do it.

Beware the unearthly sexual prowess of...



These voracious vixens will suck you dry... literally! Mwahahahahah