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Alien call girls?

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posted on May, 28 2008 @ 04:41 PM
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That is pretty funny, because my girlfriend was telling me about commercials she has been seeing. Apparently some companies are trying to buy up peoples old jewelry to collect their gold.

For what reasons we aren't sure.




posted on May, 29 2008 @ 01:39 AM
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He said that the alien girls look and feel different down there than earth girls.
This is the reason for the high cost plus there are only a few. I think he is pulling my leg but bill gates seems way too happy these days don't you think?



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 01:44 AM
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I found a link to the alleged photos of the alien call girls.

WARNING: discretion advised.





posted on May, 29 2008 @ 02:23 AM
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That is so wrong. I'm trying my darndest not to do a visual.



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 02:29 AM
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Hey, I put a big WARNING label above the pic, didn't I???

I was afraid this would be too disturbing for some people....

Do not DO A VISUAL!
I repeat, do not DO A VISUAL!



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 02:34 AM
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Even without a visual I still keep hearing Bea Arthur's deep resonating voice. I'm sleeping with the lights on.

I owe you one.



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 03:32 AM
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Outer space prostitution – nice

Although I’m now wondering if these outerspace call girls have their own version of STD’s…..protection people, always remember protection



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 03:36 AM
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Truest thing I ever heard.

Ever.



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 05:03 AM
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Great, now people are going to know about my Twi'lek female escort.

But seriously, intergalactic ladies of the night? Are you just making stuff up now? This is pretty funny though.


Originally posted by jamie83
I found a link to the alleged photos of the alien call girls.

WARNING: discretion advised.


Bea Arthur is so friggin' hot! This explains it all!

[edit on 08529 by Echo3Foxtrot]



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 07:37 AM
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Originally posted by jamie83
I found a link to the alleged photos of the alien call girls.

WARNING: discretion advised.




Dont you EVERR

diss my Bea.



evr.

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posted on May, 29 2008 @ 09:54 AM
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Hey... why don't we forward a link to this thread to some crappy tabloid to see if we can get them to do this story...

"Bea Arthur Is An Alien Call Girl!"

The visual is bad enough, but combined with that voice....... bleyauucch......

Gives a new, and totally disgusting meaning to the term "Close Encounters"



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 11:37 AM
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By the looks of some of the women I see walking the streets here in Ottawa, I wouldn't be surprised if they were aliens. ewwwwwwww

That borders on bestiality



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 12:09 PM
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I'm really confused now.

Can someone please remind me what U.F.O. stands for again?



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 12:14 PM
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Alien Callgirls??? Sounds too FANTAStIc
to me



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 12:32 PM
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Space Whores.....the final frontier.

$5000000 an hour eh? wow, hopefully they don't get space STD's.



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 01:26 PM
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I think it would be a question of supply vs demand only

what if you were a pimp and you went to an african country that has never seen a white person before. You showed your girl off and the king said to you name your price.



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 01:28 PM
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Mmmmm, those big bald green heads and large black eyes just get me going.

Ooooh, is it just me, or did it get kind of hot in here?



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 01:48 PM
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So we know the elite are pathological.

We know aliens are here. I dont think its that unreasonable to think the eliye would be working with other pathological selfish slave breeding races.

Given that is true...alien prostitution isnt far out at all.

Compared to many crazy things on this site its not that weird.
Money doesnt rule the world! Dominance and energy/sex rule the world. So i can see high demand. Maybe some races need certain resources we have.

Dont think the girls gotta be greys or sweird. Could be humans similar to us. Or some hybrids or something.

lol



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 02:02 PM
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If I had the money and they were hot I'd prolly do it.



posted on May, 29 2008 @ 03:31 PM
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Beware the unearthly sexual prowess of...



These voracious vixens will suck you dry... literally! Mwahahahahah



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