posted on May, 6 2009 @ 02:59 AM
If you want to work for the Government, here are a few suggestions to get you started.
Stop using AboveTopSecret.com.
If you want to continue using this website, start posting lies that the public will believe, you know, do some agenda-fitting work to show your
eagerness to work against your fellow man.
Contact your local Police and try to get on board as a local informant. Report any suspicious behaviour that you see your neighbours committing, as
this may lead to arrests and information, as well as inducing fear into the populace, which is always good.
Write to newspapers explaining that the Government is doing a great job, and that anybody who thinks otherwise is a sick and twisted terrorist who
needs to be snuffed out.
Call as many radio stations as you can, and do this regularly so that you will eventually become known to the radio host/s and listeners. Again,
express your pro-government views.
Write letters to your local government and even state/federal, explaining to them that you love their work and what it is doing for the country.
Express your ideas about how you would like to see more control over the general public, because in your views there is too much crime and
Basically, suck up to the powers that be: get a good reputation to those who want a certain type of person.
Get a good education.
Best of luck.