Are you kidding? What are you doing inviting those bozos along? The people already here would be mortified. You should be interviewing in Harvard to
stand a chance of improving this site.
Hmmmmmmmmm.......
A Harvard Alumn, eh? Funny you should mention that. Professor Lombozo is visiting my home today. I'll get him to agree to an interview!
YEAH!
Sagacity, eh? Yep! Gonna be an amazin' interview and stuff. We will extrapolate on the inner workings of the sequential firings of neurons which make
up the thought processes exhibited during a session of thinkin' and stuff.
If you get a chance, maybe you could ask him what selfless love and beauty are. Second thoughts, save it for a philosopher. Ask the Prof. why some
people go for ketchup while others insist on mustard on their hotdogs. (As for the whole onions debate - don't even go there...)