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Politically Correct Dictionary

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posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 02:36 PM
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Politically Correct Dictionary


Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth

Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great beauty)

Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill

Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

Bald: follicularly challenged

Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device

Boy: oppressor-to-be

Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

Cafeteria: dining facility

Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport

Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist

Cat: quadruped non-human associate

Cheating: cooperative assignment

Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility

Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer

Dead: metabolically challenged

Demand: propose strongly

Derision: nontraditional praise

Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual

Dumb: cerebrally challenged

Evil: niceness deprived

Exercise: body enhancement through exertion

Failure: non-traditional success

Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression

Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance

Garbage collector: sanitation engineer

Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician

Girl: pre-woman

Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions

Handicapped: physically challenged

Heroine: hera

Homeless person: residentially flexible individual

Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)

Ignorant: factually unencumbered

Incorrect: alternative answer

Individualism: uncooperative spirit

Information: overly structured trivia

Insane: reality challenged

Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military)

Lazy: motivationally dispossessed

Lost: locationally disadvantaged

Man: oppressor

Manhole: maintenance portal

Misunderstand: personalized interpretation

Monster: person of scales

Mugging: unforeseen funding of underclass

Murderer: termination specialist

Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual

Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert

Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit

Off: energy efficient

Old: chronologically gifted

Perfume: discretionary fragrance

Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage

Pissed off: satisfaction deprived

Political: amorally gifted

Poor: economically marginalized

Prisoner: client of the correctional system

Prostitute: body entrepreneur

Redneck: rustically inclined

Rich: economically maximized

Secretary: stationery engineer

Sex: cooperative physical fitness

Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones

Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged

Sleepy: under-alert

Smart: cerebrally gifted

Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters

Structure: impersonal hindrance

Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed

Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor

Teaching: personality repression

Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns

Tired: rest-challenged

Uglier: over under-attractive

Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted

Ugly: under-attractive

Unemployed: non-waged

Unsure: conceptual conflict

Waiter: waitron

Waitress: waitron

White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority

Woman: w/o man; womyn

Zipper: interlocking slide fasteners




posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 03:28 PM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied
Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

[..]

Ignorant: factually unencumbered

[..]

Insane: reality challenged

[..]

Misunderstand: personalized interpretation


Love it!!

I'm gonna use these to skirt the T&C next time



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 04:18 PM
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Why not


I've said someone was guilty of a terminological inexactitude before now.

Originally from winston churchill, because he couldn't call someone a liar in the house of commons - against the rules



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 04:59 PM
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Actor: borrower of another's being, possessing nothing of real value

Actress: being of another's borrower, possessing of the paper holding titular titles

Android: a rhoid's rhoid

Bag boy: a deflated bubble person

Bald: straight-razor friendly

Bomb: whorizontally gifted actress

Boy: personage who lacks lacrimal enablement

Brainwashing: media friendly compliance

Cafeteria: proletariate disease distribution centre

Car: metallic pre-coffin

Car Wash Worker: advanced squeegee technician

Cat: slavor

Cheating: creative statutue interpretion

Computer: Babylon's conveyance

Criticism: circunscion of attitude

Dead: Doctorate in Dirt-Knapping

Demand: attrition by the fairer human modality

Derision: the documentation of a really good ride

Dirty Old Man: advanced male dirt-knapping

Dumb: Deep Underground Military Bases

Evil: what drops from a female Bush

Exercise: like circumcision except longer

Failure: victory by mant other names

Fart: vapourous vituperity

Fat: horizontally gifted: person of lipidinous substance

Garbage collector: US historians

Gas Station Attendant: bullet magnet

Girl: woman without the attendant challenges

Guess: Condolezza Rice

Handicapped: challenged by other's weaknesses

Heroine: any surviving female personage

Homeless person: Sub-prime lending target

Hurricane: a Northern Typhoon, not to be confused with Bob Hannah (Trouble)

Ignorant: one who ignores rants

Incorrect: what occurs when someone goes "under-kilt" with a wire brush

Individualism: generic copy of an original

Information: holding formation and echelon

Insane: hip-beyond

Kill: what happens when the US brings freedom

Lazy: Jay-Zee's sister

Lost: human male with map and directions

Man: genetically incomplete female

Manhole: where the noise emanates from

Misunderstand: female social worker without a clue

Monster: unanticipated negatively expressive entity

Mugging: Prime Minister Harper in Question Period

Murderer: willful population reduction specialist

Nerd: an introspective anti-social who thrives in the predictability of the programmed

Numismatist: Someone who collects Gary Numan door-mats

Nut: faceted rotatable inclined plane

Off: gifted journalist and the ultimate drinking machine

Old: unencumbered by youth

Perfume: how the French kill

Pervert: crushable human detritus

Pissed off: what's left in the snowbank... after

Political: the whore's whore

Poor: most US citizens

Prisoner: 1% of US Citizens

Prostitute: (see Political)

Redneck: one who labours in the Sun

Rich: The "American Dream"

Secretary: one who keeps the planet running smoothly

Sex: shared pleasurable regenerative extraordinary spasm renditioning

Sexist: Sue Johansen

Short: GHW Bush

Sleepy: under-caffeinated

Smart: those who are ignored

Specialist: a list of those most specious

Structure: lisping, to do with the cartage business

Tall: shortform of "To all"

Teacher: politician in-waiting

Teaching: programming

Television: drug of a nation

Tired: fatigue-enhanced modality

Uglier: better truth

Ugliest: best truth

Ugly: good truth

Unemployed: social services testing technician

Unsure: Those without a surety bond

Waiter: the person you slip the C-Note to

Waitress: the person you slip the C-Note to and offer a job

White: generic

Woman: genetically complete human

Zipper: what "it" gets caught in...

[edit on 3-3-2008 by V Kaminski]



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 05:02 PM
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Love the re-write..OMG!!!



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:05 PM
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:pbjti me:


[edit on 3-3-2008 by Tenebrous]



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:09 PM
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I wish I could say I find the above post funny. But I don't.
You might want to edit that.
It's extremely offensive.



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:11 PM
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reply to post by Tenebrous
 


Tick, tick, tick...

Vic



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:16 PM
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reply to post by V Kaminski
 


Yep...
Guys I really need a nodding head emote here...



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:18 PM
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reply to post by AccessDenied
 





posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:20 PM
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reply to post by enjoies05
 


Always count on you buddy...
thank you!



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:24 PM
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It was a joke, in no way do i condone rape...do you mean to say every politically "correct" definition above is meant to be taken seriously?
common now..lighten up, how bought..

Janitor : Sanitation Engineer?



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:28 PM
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reply to post by AccessDenied
 


Got your back...

Main Entry: ten·e·brous
Pronunciation: \ˈte-nə-brəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French tenebreus, from Latin tenebrosus, from tenebrae
Date: 15th century
1 : shut off from the light : dark, murky
2 : hard to understand : obscure
3 : causing gloom

Yep, surprise, surprise, surprise, 24/7/365. SVO has a new project-idiot.

Vic


Hmmm, if I was... I'm not. As I walked out in the Streets of Laredo...

[edit on 3-3-2008 by V Kaminski]



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:32 PM
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reply to post by V Kaminski
 

Iam so sorry but..

Cheers Vic



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:36 PM
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Wow, so easily offended people turn to purposefully tearing at someone else, no hypocrisy there.....

It was a joke, admitted not a tastefull one but comeon now, lighten up.



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:41 PM
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reply to post by Tenebrous
 


You "could" simply edit your abortion or represent as one intellectually from here on out. Be prepared to be skull-porked regularly.

Vic



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 06:45 PM
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Originally posted by V Kaminski
reply to post by Tenebrous
 


You "could" simply edit your abortion or represent as one intellectually from here on out. Be prepared to be skull-porked regularly.

Vic

Twas all I asked for in the first place. Tenebrous, if you were a victim of rape..you would not find it so funny. Tis not something I take lightly.



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 07:27 PM
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Busboy

Table-Debris Removal Specialist



posted on Mar, 3 2008 @ 08:28 PM
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I changed it, I suppose I almost feel bad.

I myslef have had loved ones hurt in ways im not going to talk about

but it was just a joke

It is the internet...

Its not like i said "Rape: she deserved it"

But comeon, you have to admit, some of the things on your list are cute in a 6 year old joke kinda cute...



posted on Mar, 4 2008 @ 06:09 AM
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reply to post by Tenebrous
 


Thank you for editing it. This is the joke forum. Your line wasn't funny.
Whether you did it intentionally or not, you did promote a violent act as something humorous.
And if we all enjoy reading 6 year old humor..more power to us. It will keep the mind and body young.

[edit on 4-3-2008 by AccessDenied]




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