3 Armed Ninjas Rob Man in His Florida Driveway

3 Armed Ninjas Rob Man in His Florida Driveway

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PORT ORANGE, Fla. — A 'ninja' helped another 'ninjas' rob a man in his Port Orange driveway, police said.

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One the one hand, this is totally cool! How often do you get to see real live ninjas flipping around in the neighborhood?

On the other hand, this poor dude just got robbed by ninjas! That would suck to drive home, jump out of the car, and then be suddenly attacked by three ninjas with guns! Can you imagine?! I would be in shock! Just think what it would be like to file that police report...

"Well, uh, there were these ninjas..."

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reply to post by damajikninja


Hmmmmmm...... were any of them described as damajikninja

Mr ninja.. where were you on the night in question... we will need your ninja booties to take back to the lab for a soil analysis..... Hey stop that flippin around and stuff!! I am serious about this!! Come back here.....

These were sooooo not ninjas. No self respecting ninja uses a gun.

Any fool can put on a halloween costume and stick somebody up. A true ninja would kill you before you even knew they were there.

May they fall upon their own pocketknives.

I was in and around the Anchorage, AK, area last night, staring at a weird UFO in the sky. I had no involvement in this particular ninja episode. I can neither confirm nor deny involvement in any other cases.

And yes, no self-respecting ninja would make use of a gun. Unless it was really cool, and mounted to his katanas somehow. Those guys were drugstore ninjas for sure!

[edit on 11/30/2007 by damajikninja]

Originally posted by apc
A true ninja would kill you before you even knew they were there.

True dat, this fool wouldn't have know what hit him if these were real ninjas.

He would've woke up dead without even knowing it.

[edit on 30-11-2007 by thehumbleone]

Originally posted by thehumbleone

He would've woke up dead without even knowing it.

Too funny

woke up dead

I wouldn't underestimate these guys.

I mean heck, they've got three arms!

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The third ones not an arm, it just looks like one holding an orange.

King of the Ninja's

One Hung Long...

MonKey- Ninja of the dance floor!

Originally posted by JacKatMtn

Originally posted by thehumbleone

He would've woke up dead without even knowing it.

Too funny

woke up dead

LOL, yeah i always thought that was a funny saying.

[edit on 1-12-2007 by thehumbleone]

LOL at all this ninja talk...

now that said, i have been saying for a long time now that we need a few new ninja flicks....in the 80's they were all over....

we need a new, decent ninja movie with some cgi and stuff.

just recognize the raddest ninja movie ever made



with revenge of the ninja and ninja 3 the domination rounding out the top 3.

booyaah

Gotta mention Shinobi as one of the greatest ninja games of all time.

whatever happend to just the classic ski mask?

i guess these guys just wanted to be different.

[edit on 2-12-2007 by LordInfamous]

Originally posted by LordInfamous
whatever happend to just the classic ski mask?

i guess these guys just wanted to be different.

These guys have the potential to be famous: "The Ninja Bandits!"

Pretty soon, people will be lining up to get robbed by the Ninja Bandits. Rumiko Takahashi will make an anime about them, with voice acting by that chick from Babylon 5. Later, in their waning days of fame, the Ninja Bandits might even have a heartwarming Springer appearance, where they confront their victims.

I apologize in advance for this.