Gay Greys?

Please, please don't shoot me down here as I'm really not joking here, but a thought has been troubling me lately.

Are the Greys gay?

Essentially my reasoning is that almost everybody knows that we may have at least one point in human history been visited by GREYS.

The American military even goes so far as to deny even having any relations with these Aliens (which basically tells us instantly that they are lying through their teeth : examples IRAQ, 9/11 etc.)

But... maybe the American military was lied to when the Greys told them that the reason they needed human and cow glands to survive is due to the effects of continued cloning (thus causing the 'hive mind' effect on the greys) after the Greys were damaged in a huge nuclear space battle that killed off almost all the female greys and severely damaged the males.

But... and here's the clever bit, in actuality i understand that the Americans have been lied to. In actuality what may have happened was the Greys may or may not have turned gay. This could have been through a genetic disorder or maybe a weapon used by their opponents (like the CIA back here on earth developed!)


Also what's with the anal probes?

*Please do not delete this thread as I think I have a solid arguement which is of considerable interest and I am definately not a Troll or other such instigator of reaction, I simply have a theory.*



[edit on 25-9-2007 by mr-lizard]

There was a thread on this subject awhile back.

It was actually quite humorous, aliens listening to Liza Minelli and such.

Peace

i think most agreeing that greys are typically asexual- androgynous there is no real sexuality involved

most think that because they cant reproduce themselves they abduct to make hybrids or full breeds, who knows

whats this! A newbie initiating an inflamitory topic!! Can we have a specific section just for the trolls or is this it. Im confused


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[edit on 25-9-2007 by elevatedone]

There is a flaw in that theory.

Why on earth would said gay aliens have to be male? In most species, the MALE is the one you want to kill first cause the female is often smaller/weaker by design.

So, we're probably looking at gay female grays.

I think I speak for us all when I say: Sweet...

reply to post by merka


very nice theory but i don't want to see a gay gray orgy

How can the Grey's be Gay ? I thought that they didn't have any Sex Organs ?

Originally posted by greenshadow1379
How can the Grey's be Gay ? I thought that they didn't have any Sex Organs ?

They don't, but they are very very sensitive, love to gossip, and extremely fabulous!

Just thought i would get that in b4 this goes to the trash bin!

They don't, but they are very very sensitive, love to gossip, and extremely fabulous!

oh wow that gave me the much needed laugh to finish my day at work here

Adds new depth to, "Somewhere Over The Rainbow".

STM

[edit on 9/27/2007 by seentoomuch]

Well according to Doctor Who, a British show about an alien time traveller, when any civilisation becomes advanced enough they don't really make any distinction between sexual relations with males, females or other. And it sounds sensible to me. An advanced society would consider any sort of homo/bi/other-sexual relationship to be just a relationship, regardless of the gender of the couple, triple, quadruple etc etc.

I prefer the triple-breasted alien babes, thank you.

But to stay on topic: There are plenty of abduction-accounts that mention greys using (or raping) male and female subjects in sexual intercourse. so, according to the literature, both sexes are admired.

Geys?

I don't understand how you could assign gender to another species that hasn't shown any sexual interest in humans or each other, as far as the mythology of greyness goes.

People have been making jokes about the sociological secondary characteristics of geyness (showtunes, cravattes?), in other words, alluding to their "homo-sensuality."

But no one has said anything about the primary indication/category of actually performing same sex acts.

Maybe you guys are just trawling for their attention.
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reply to post by hikix


Aye ,that fabulous quote made my day !

To OP one thing i never thought about ,but then my knowledge on Greys are that they have no sexual organs or could be hermaphrodites.Maybe have sex in a totally different to humans even ..by mind/thought ..their hands or those big black eyes..do we know?

I have read on occasion about homosexuals fighting aliens whom they believe are living in the "underground world" ..these people are using the NRDC as a back-up or front.

Quickly googled ..Deep Springs

homosexual human collaborators who are using the "National Resources Defense Council" as a front for their agency, and who are involved in an electromagnetic war with the "benevolent ones" who have made allies within the Nevada Test Site, who serve as advisors to intelligence agencies that are turning against the greys as a result of betrayals of joint-operation treaties

Honestly i have never gone in depth into this subject of underground aliens (maybe cause i never took it serious enough)..nor that they are gay,but i will be back to read what others have to say on your subject in question.

[edit on 9/27/2007 by qonone]