posted on Sep, 17 2007 @ 09:20 PM
It would be ironic if God showed up.
1) Where is the good senator going to serve God's notice?
2) Who would be the counsel for God?
3) Who would be the judge?
4) Who would want to sit on that jury?
5) And if, by some "divine intervention", the senator actually won, how would he collect?
1) Thus saith the Lord, The heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? and where is the place of my
rest? (Puts a damper on the first question)
2) The Lord bringeth the counsel of the heathen to nought: he maketh the devices of the people of none effect. The counsel of the Lord stands
forever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations. (Takes care of question #2)
3) Shall not the judge of all the earth do right? And: For the Lord shall judge his people. (Guess God would pretty much have to be the judge.
Should save some appeals, though.)
4) As for the jury: Gird up thy loins now like a man: I will demand of thee, and declare thou unto me. Wilt thou also disannul my judgment? wilt
thou condemn me, that thou mayest be righteous? (Well, shut my mouth!)
5) Who hath prevented me, that I should repay him? Whatsoever is under the whole heaven is mine. (Frivolous lawsuit, indeed)