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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:03 AM
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Are you a victim of unwarranted night-time visitations by pesky and uninvited "alien devices" and probes?

I know up until tonight, it's only been those pesky Grey's staring at me while I sleep.

All that changed this evening. And I have verifiable PROOF that will soon follow!


This strange object in the video is known in the UFO and Scientific community as "The First Device". The following is another ATSer's drawing of said device from her own personal encounter.




Thanks, Condolezza - for your eye opening account here in the UFO forums of ATS :
"I was Visited..."

Apparently "The First Device" not only looks like a virus, but propagates itself like one as well, hunting down the skeptical and appearing suddenly in the late and early hours of the morning when the debunker least expects it.

While it is not harmful or aggressive, it can be a bit of a shock to the system.

For those of you with nervous temperments, heart conditions and irrational alien phobias, I stongly suggest you refrain from watching the video to follow.

It sure scared the beejeezus out of me!

I'm hoping to find others who have experienced similar encounters, and have some sort of photographic evidence and/or video to share with us here on the board.

Anyone else encountered "The First Device?"





[edit on 30-8-2007 by GENERAL EYES]




posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:06 AM
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OH MY GOD!!





Be careful out there, GE. :shk:



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:19 AM
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OMG! LOVE IT!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:22 AM
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I have heeded GE's warning and have taken all the tinfoil in my house and locked it up in the Faraday Cage.

I've also turned on all the microwaves but left the doors open so that any stray 'devices' are nuked in their tracks.

I think it would be prudent to lay in a good supply of corks (just in case).



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:25 AM
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Wait a second...



Now you can't deny the proof



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:31 AM
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Oh my God.....STOP!!!!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:34 AM
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Enjoies - That is indeed an AFFIRMATIVE.

Further photographic evidence :




posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:46 AM
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Just out of curiousity - are the corks used to diable "The First Device" in any way or are they for some other preventative purpose?

Seriously - I'm kinda worried "The First Device" might come back when I've just gotten out of the shower with it's recording counterpart "The Second Device".

I'm so like TOTALLY SERIOUS HERE PEOPLE!

Why isn't anyone taking me SERIOUSLY???



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 07:59 AM
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Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Why isn't anyone taking me SERIOUSLY???


Perhaps because your post is in the Jokes, Puns, & Pranks forum...



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 08:01 AM
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Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Why isn't anyone taking me SERIOUSLY???



I think you are like totally serious! You even posted a picture saying you were serious!!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 08:17 AM
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Dude. I am so completely not even kidding about this.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 08:41 AM
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GE, I like so TOTALLY believe you.Why I saw one just yesterday!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 09:33 AM
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Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Dude. I am so completely not even kidding about this.


(puts on cheerleader outfit)

Awesome, oh wow! Like, totally freak me out! I mean, right on! GE sure is number one!

(Front handspring step out, round-off backhandspring step-out, round-off back handspring, full-twisting layout. Waves pom-poms)

You GO girl.





posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 11:01 AM
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People of Earth. I take full responsibility for The First Device. Our instructor in shop class told us to design something new, and I was bored. However, there is now The First Device Mk II. Your pathetic cork cure won't stop this one. And soon, there will be an entirely NEW series of devices coming out on the market. I've made MILLIONS off these shop projects.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 11:02 AM
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OMG! OMG! OMG!



"The First Device" STRIKES AGAIN!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 11:11 AM
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OMG is there ANYONE who could help me tell my story????lol



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 12:16 PM
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Man, this is one time I really wish NO ONE would step up to the plate...



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 12:26 PM
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I liked the video, that was pretty neat.

Never know when one of those things will pop up I guess.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:13 PM
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Ya know, it's when one of these little 'devices' shows up that I start to worry!



I'm just sayin'...



[edit on 30-8-2007 by Badge01]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:29 PM
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OH
MY
GOD



Is this a sign that the petroleum companies are involved in all this as well?

There's no backing out now girls! We're into too deep!





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