posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 08:37 PM
Fun for the whole family!
Tetratoma's homeworld must be one very happy place.
So considerate to include the younglings.
So many kids here in our subterranian colonization base feel terribly left out these days.
(sure explains the bad attitudes some of them have)
But great news - the local engineers on my planet have looked at the original "First Device", done a little reverse engineering to the tune and
equivalent of $5 billion U.S. dollars and produced their own "First Device".
(Please understand the design modifications have to represent our culture, values and traditons as well a perform a constructive and useful function.
It's a "pride thing".
Amazing thing really - it flies through the air with a simple flick of the wrist, doesn't require fuel cells of any sort and is extremely durable.
It also has a neat built in biodegradable function so it will self deteriorate back into the environment by the time we all blow ourselves to
Yay Free Energy and renewable resources!
Here it is. Our cultural triumph!
Money darn well spent in my opinion!
Our version isn't even available to the public yet (only high government officals and goodwill ambassadors have them) but there's already a "The
First United Church of The First Device".
Let us pray....