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"The First Device"

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posted on Sep, 1 2007 @ 04:14 AM
I warned you - beware the virals.

Just wanted to let you I'm well armed with a full stockpile down on this level. I'm not gonna haul out the big guns, but I suspect a few rubber bands fired into the air should alert the enemy to surrender before it's too late.


Looking around the house today, I found about four other "alien mechanical devices", saw several alien terrestrial motorcades, and a few new "visitors" to Earth, but in the interest of ATS bandwidth, I'll dispense posting the evidence.

But trust me, they're quite real.

Like, honest, and stuff.

posted on Sep, 1 2007 @ 08:15 AM
Big guns? Pffft.

I scoff at those virii, and insouciantly toss my WMD up and down menacingly, filled with ennui. Yawn; stretch.


(Hides under bed)

I'm pretty sure this, threat, has run its course. (shudders).

posted on Sep, 1 2007 @ 10:00 AM
I'll raise you with 4 Our Fathers,15 Hail Marys and a St. Michael Holy Card.

posted on Sep, 1 2007 @ 10:52 AM
I've come up with the casing for our new MK VII device. It's much smaller than the original.

posted on Sep, 1 2007 @ 04:19 PM
(when it comes to running jokes, this thread just skips right along...

Zaphod - the philanthropers backing this endeavor are curious what you've done with the $23 million advance.

It looks kinda fishy at the moment.

[edit on 1-9-2007 by GENERAL EYES]

posted on Sep, 1 2007 @ 04:25 PM
Well, we sorta had a minor incident the other day at the test pad. They say Frank is gonna be ok, but he's gonna need major reconstructive surgery. Then there's George, and Tom, and Fred, and Ralph.....I think that's everyone.

posted on Sep, 1 2007 @ 06:10 PM
Nice to know Ed wasn't involved, as usual (he's such a slacker!)

Bad news on this end, the original "first device" brought to light in my video has been found out to be little more than tin foil and a string.

My humblest apologies to all who have participated here, and :

MODS - feel free to close this thread and label it a *HOAX*

I'm once again, terribly sorry to have wasted everyones time here on the issue at hand, but it was amazing to see how far things would go without resorting to hostilities.

Too bad this thread only has three pages and the original got 13.


posted on Sep, 1 2007 @ 08:13 PM
Hold on there.

I've analyzed that video frame-by-frame and after calculating the albedo of crumpled tinfoil from 13 manufacturers and the numbers...


Thus, I think I'll need to do some enhancing to see if I can pick some vibrations of the string off screen by using intermittent prospective edge analysis.

You may have had what we call in the UFO trade "chameleonic shape shifting incident adaptation".

This is where 'real' devices use the same dimensional space of a mockup to conceal its nefarious activities, but frame shifted.

It's hard to tell the difference, but your reaction gave it away.


That is all.

(Team E. out.)

posted on Sep, 8 2007 @ 05:23 PM
I just had another visitation in reference to this thread.

I've been getting jiggy with it too.

posted on Sep, 8 2007 @ 05:30 PM
Oh no you didn't just flash me with the blinky thing did you...Wait..what am I doing here?


Hey I only wear black....I COULD BE MIB

posted on Sep, 8 2007 @ 10:08 PM
reply to post by AccessDenied

LOL - what a coincidence...seriously, we must be sisters.

posted on Sep, 9 2007 @ 09:28 AM
reply to post by GENERAL EYES

Yes...cyber sisters...Hey any word on them fancy ATS shirts...still say we should model them.Hey Zedd! Still waiting!!

posted on Sep, 9 2007 @ 01:12 PM

Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
I just had another visitation in reference to this thread.

I've been getting jiggy with it too.

Why do I have a sudden urge to hire an interior decorator and get my hair done?

I should never have released those plans for the neuralyzer prototype (mumble, grumble).

posted on Sep, 9 2007 @ 06:47 PM
Has an uncontrollable urge to start shopping and become blonde.

Oh dear me!

posted on Sep, 10 2007 @ 02:28 AM
Well good thing my Millennia Group gives me a bi-annual 'disguises allowance'.

Today I successfully blended in as a pro rider. Got some great pics and couldn't believe the ride! (test drove an all carbon)

*(Since we're on lock-down can't post any pics.)

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