Originally posted by IgnoranceIsntBlisss
"The Greatest Story Ever Told"
Alright I'd like to hear the counter arguments to this thing.
-Jesus = astrotheological Sun God like the rest of them.
Not a real good match, there. Sun gods usually have barges or chariots or some vehicle that they're associated with that carries them across the
sky. No religion has just a sun god and nothing else... if the sun's a god, then so is the moon. No monotheistic religion weakens its god by saying
that the god is the god of only one thing.
-Cross = cross of the zodiac
That section made me want to find the writer and kick him. I was an astrologer and what he came up with was pure nonsense.
-30 years old began ministry + died at 33 = prosession of the ages
No age is ever given for Jesus in the Bible. Earliest birth date is about 8 BC and earliest death date is about 26AD -- latest birth and death dates
are 6 AD and 37 AD, meaning he could be as young as 20 or as old as 45.
-12 apostles = 12 constallations of the zodiac
Very very weak. No real astrological associations, either with the traditional objects associated with the saints or their personalities.
-Judeo-Chistrian beliefs are 95% plagerized from Egyptian mythology.
Only if the Judaeo Christians believed in:
* multiple gods
* that the only way to get into "heaven" was to be a good and honorable person... belief in a particular god/gods wasn't necessary
* the secular ruler of the land is a god
* homosexual acts by god/gods were okay
* that the god had wives/wife and lovers
* that the soul is composed of multiple parts
* that gods married their siblings
* that the chief god could give birth to other gods (not angels, gods equal in power)
* that the dead had an afterlife only as long as their body wasn't destroyed
* that you could pray offerings for the dead and they'd receive gifts in the afterlife.
* that you sacrificed animals to the gods
-Jesus birth and life story is the same as that of Horus
You mean that Jesus' mother was married to his father and was in fact his father's sister, that Jesus' father was killed by his evil uncle, that
Jesus' widowed mother went to live in a swamp and hid out with her sister, that Jesus was hatched as an egg and flew into the sky when he was born,
that his evil uncle spent a lot of time trying to kill him, that Jesus had his eye torn out in a last battle with his evil uncle, that Jesus had
homosexual relationship with his uncle and his uncle became pregnant by Jesus, and that Jesus never died but rides in his father's sun barge across
the sky and helps defeat the evil serpent each night (although his father's Great Cat creation is actually the one that defeats the evil serpent of
the underworld every night)??
..because that's the story of Horus, as told in papyrii and temples and the Book of the Underworld and the Book of the Dead.
I'm pretty well read on the Bible and I think I would have remembered the egg bit and the never dying bit and the homosexual relationships bit,
too.
-Death and resurrection in 3 days represents the suns movement at the end of the year wher it floats for 3 days before rising back in the other
direction; December 25th.
In a word, no.
The winter solstice is about December 21... and it doesn't float. All sorts of ancient civilizations had sun calendars that marked the date.
December 25 was, however, Mithras' birthdate.
-Siruis is the Star in the East, and the 3 stars next to it represent the 3 Magi Kings. These line up with the sun during the Winter
Solstice.
Notice, please, that various astronomical sites show us that Sirius is in the winter nighttime sky as is Orion... and they can't possibly line up
with the sun then (and they're actually not on the ecliptic.)
www.northern-stars.com...
-Jesus = Pisces, the fish god;
He can't be a sun god and a fish god. Besides, depending on what you're going by, the Age of Aquarius started in 1978 or so. (this section was
just... awful.)
I know I sound critical (I'm not being nearly as harsh and picky as I could), but if you'd look up the references you'd see just what a mess the
thing is. As a "mockumentary" it would be okay (sort of) ... spreading disinformation in the name of a fun good time.
But as a piece of Great Truth? No.