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Originally posted by Freeborn
Now i'm pretty new to all this so forgive me for repeating a previous question..
Why would an omnipotent God need a spaceship?
Originally posted by Xerimethius
Rockstars have motorcycles, actors have cars. God has a planet-sized spaceship. I mean, that makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
I'm wondering how Jesus is going to get to Earth from the planet and whether or not God is going to park the planet near Earth, potentially destroying the solar system (silly me, he'll use his powers to keep everything together).
Originally posted by TheSonOfMan
Originally posted by NJE777
Interesting about the red chevron in the logo...it looks really weird.
looks like horns lol
I didnt expect a logo like that...
Id really like to hear how they came up with that intresting logo.
Originally posted by GeniusSage
I have to say.... This is amongst the most ridiculous topics I have EVER seen! Very entertaining though.
Originally posted by Indellkoffer
If you're gonna continue worshipping Loofah, be prepared to get divine messages saying that Paris Hilton is the next madonna, that ipods emit frequencies that program your brain waves into being a total mind slave to Apple, and that NASA's missions to space are actually so they can turn the space station into a huge atomic bomb and blow up Jupiter.
Originally posted by NJE777
I did in particular like your NASA-Satan relationship... there is only one letter missing
The origins of the doctrine of the rapture are hotly debated. The Orthodox, mainline Protestant, and Roman Catholic churches, which represent the majority of Christians worldwide, have no tradition of such a teaching and reject the doctrine
The rise in belief in the "pre-Tribulation" rapture is sometimes attributed to a 15-year old Scottish-Irish girl named Margaret MacDonald (a follower of Edward Irving), who in 1830 had a vision that was later[11] published in 1861.
According to Sitchin's interpretation of Sumerian cosmology, there is a hypothetical planet which follows a long, elliptical orbit, reaching the inner solar system roughly every 3,600 years.
This scenario is not scientifically plausible.
Sitchin's translations have been heavily challenged under linguistic scrutiny.