Candidate Dirt

(shock) I bet NONE of the rest of us has ever lost our cool with another user before. Why, even the thought of such a scandalous event sends me all aquiver.



Man, I'm sure no one can possibly fault you for that. There's only a couple of people on the entire board that I've never seen lose their cool, and they aren't running for President. No worries.

Come on, people, I thought we were gonna see some real dirt, like someone would bring up that stolen car ring or smuggling all those circus midgets out of Guam...something like that.

I guess we're all too civil. I won't be doing any poo-flinging in this race, but I'll be happy to point out the real contents of any poo flung at me.

I've got dirt on some of ya' .. and it's up for sale.

Highest bidder wins the dirt. Start the bidding ... Ya'll can give me your points and even take out some loans and give me those points too to pay for it! Best buy now, before I let the press get ahold of it and your presidential careers are flushed before they even take off ...

Only kidding. But it did sound like a real presidential race there for a minute, eh??

Because of my moral obligations to this most auspicious of boards, as well as to my fellow running mates, I cannot in good conscience level any statements of malcontent towards any of them.

Not only that, but as part of my acceptance as a candidate for running for office, I had to agree to the following:



Now, I dunno about anyone else, but I hold to what I agree to, no matter how much it might pain me to admit how much fun it would be to engage in such idle banter with my fellow running mates.

Anyway, morals call. Can't say that you weren't warned...

For Democracy,
TheBorg

Man, if only the REAL Presidential elections were this civil and mature. Maybe we'd actually be able to elect "the leader of the free world" based off of merit rather than whether or not they were the lesser of two evils.

Maybe that is the purpose of this exercise? Let our members see what COULD be, not what is. If so, it has merit.

I've approached my campaign with sincerity and the belief that this exercise is about ideas rather than an election simulation with each candidate doing what is needed to win the election game. I'm pleased to see that most other candidates have taken the same approach.

Someone once called me "Osama" in a thread:

I would like to clear up that I am not Osama, and I fully deny the allegations.