Hey this is pretty good, i wont post it all just a bit of it...
Throwing a classy Super Bowl party
Don't name food at your party after players and coaches
I know, you probably got your Super Bowl party recipes off of MSN.com, or maybe you made them up yourself. But I am warning you: Save yourself the
trouble. Trust me, nobody wants to eat your Andy Reid-dip.
After a funny Super Bowl commercial in the fourth quarter ...
As the host of a party, it is your duty to entertain the guests. Therefore, after a funny Super Bowl commercial, say something like ...
YOU:
"You guys think that's funny? Check this out!."
This is the part where you take out the gasoline container that has been rinsed out and filled up with water. Start pouring it all over yourself. Then
say something like, "Does anybody here have a match?". (NOTE: Do not try this if the container still smells even a little bit like gasoline). It might
not get the biggest laughs of the night, but the sheer looks on the faces of your guests will be priceless. Classy.
LINK for rest......
