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Originally posted by Willard856
And one final note - Maker's Mark. Oh sweet elixir of the Gods. My respect for you has at least doubled Springer!
A Oklahoman walks into New York Irish pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you NewYorkers are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Oklahoman's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Oklahoman on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the NewYorker.
The Oklahoman says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the NewYorker tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Oklahoman sits in amazement. The Oklahoman gives the NewYorker the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The NewYorker replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
Originally posted by Benevolent Heretic
Yes, you're out of practice! So practice, practice, practice! Please!