posted on Sep, 14 2006 @ 08:20 AM
So, I had a chance to do alot of thinkin'......
After I hung up with the White House, this really nice black van pulled up in front of my house. It was so cool! It had tinted windows and
Two guys got out, and knocked on the door. Even though it was night out, they were wearing these really cool sunglasses. Man I wish I had a pair of
sunglasses like that! They really didn't talk very much. I said "Man I wish I could see the inside of that cool van." Guess what? They offered to
take me for a ride in that cool van! We drove a long time, and they took me to a really cool place. It was at the end of a really long dark tunnel,
and it felt like we were going downhill the whole time. There were lots of guys wearin' those really cool sunglasses and all.
They were so cool! They brought me into a room with a really big mirror on the wall. Yep, that was a really big mirror hangin' on that wall. They
even gave me a glass of water!
Next thing I know someone comes in with a couple of guys behind him. This guy was the only one not wearin' those cool sunglasses. This guy kept
squintin', so the light must have been hurtin' his eyes. That light didn't hurt my eyes though.
So I start talkin' to this guy, and he's askin' me all kinds of questions about my thinkin'. He kept stammerin', and stutterin' when we talked.
He asked me where I lived, and I said I used to live in Florida, but now I live in Ohio, and he chuckled to himself. Then he asked me if I voted in
the last 2 elections. Then he laughed, and said under his breath, "Not that voting really matters anyway." So we talked, and this man can't do any
thinkin' at all.
But you want to know something really cool. This guy is settin' up a huntin' trip with me and someone named Cheney. Man, I can't wait to go