BTS Improv

great blue whale named Johny who had secret powers too......

ingest mass amounts of monterrey jack cheese, which is,

paramount to treason in some

backwater planets that dont know,

when it's perfectly legitimate to....

go critical mass and explode, which can possibly lead to....

a real ugly mess around the home place, thank God there's....

A great blue whale named johnny who can.....

juggle jagged rocks, which sometimes leads to

to cut whale sushi, and gives food to the......

scavengers that reside in the depths of.......

abiss of the levianthan, that guards the gates tooo............

jeff foxworthys rectum, which is home to.....

The little people of Atlantis who took over the world by using........

large clumps of poo, which smell like

rotten eggs and fast food that has been laying around for 10 years.


The gangstas in da hood...........................

Scene 2- at a fastfood resturant

hey so can you give me a........

[edit on 11-7-2006 by ragster]

tube of ky jelly, sparklers, bottle rockets, hostess Twinkies, Philip screwdrivers, fertilizer, placebo pills, fender guitars, power ball lotto tickets, clothes hangers, bicycle spokes, camel cigarettes, radio knobs from a 67 dodge, 3 x 5 cards and.....

[edit on 11-7-2006 by whaaa]

spam, cheese, side of onions, a cream cheese wipped chocalate and tuna fish pie, and pig skins with a little side of 'albacore and.......

a partridge in a pear tree.

Four calling birds three french hens, two turtle doves and a .....

[edit on 7/12/2006 by Mechanic 32]