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The Gay Conspiracy in Vehicles

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posted on Jul, 5 2006 @ 03:59 AM
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Funniest thread ive read for a long time...

'These cars are Gay!'

'Why?'

'Um... Just Look At Them, They Have Curves'

'Like a woman?'

'Ah'




posted on Jul, 9 2006 @ 08:51 AM
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I drive a Ford Focus. Its got both masculine and feminine features. Does that make me bi-curious?



posted on Jul, 10 2006 @ 08:44 PM
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Originally posted by Valhall
So explain to me...now that you've revealed "your phat vehicle" and what you deem to be not "gay"...is it the fact the vehicles actually have a half-way decent gas mileage that makes them gay? Is it that the owner decides to buy and drive responsibly that makes them gay? Or is it that your apparent short-sheet on the grey matter at the time of your birth causes them to be gay?

I'm confused.


ROFL. Awesome comeback.

Seriously, how idiotic do you have to be to look at a car and go, "That car seems gay to me"? For something to be gay, it has to have a brain and a sexual drive. A car does drive, but it doesn't have a sexual drive. It is impossible for a car to be gay.

You know, psychologists say that the brain projects it's own flaws onto other things. Maybe there's something you're just not telling us...

Actually, ConserVet, since your vehicle has both masculine and feminine qualities, it makes you a hermaphrodite


[edit on 7/10/2006 by TheRanchMan]

[edit on 7/10/2006 by TheRanchMan]



posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 05:15 AM
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what about pretty birds? they are gayest ev0r!
Unless its vultures and hawks only then its gay!

Its like men drink beer women drink cosmos.

Well I do think the fellers in Starbucks sitting fancy drinking the mocha locha starwberry double froth dream lath is queer but I imagine they think I am a tool in my own right as well...

They have been making Ford escorts and Festivas since early 80s so Gay has started before today. I would only as guess we all have gay likes and dislikes.

I personaly like gay women.



posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 08:55 AM
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Apparently I must be flaming out the ass, becuase I drive a 2006 Blue Scion xB with a white roof and matching spoiler. What an ignorant person you are for even thinking "Hmm...Is...is that car gay?" The only reason he's giving the car a homosexual persona is because
a) he's really crazy
b) he's really stupid
c) He's gay and in denial, so he projects his gayness onto objects around him.

What next? What else seems gay to you in this cosmos we float in? Hmm? Trees? Spoons? What else? Am I gonna read a post next saying "Don't keyboards seem gay? Who ever uses a keyboard is gay. Clothes are gay, too, that's why I don't wear clothes". Well, if that's true, then I'm a big, typing, clothed homo.

The thing that erks me about this post is your blatant disregard for people's feelings. There are gay, lesbian, and bisexual people on this forum. To post something that puts their feelings and life style into a negative light is downright insulting. How disrespected would you feel if you were in there position, if a gay person was just typing away saying how straight or heterosexual something looks. First of all, you would thing they are an idiot, and secondly you would ask them why they are being so stupid. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING! To not see that must mean you are either retarded or just plain ignorant. I deny ignorance and I will not put up with this gaybashing behavior. People like you don't deserve to breathe my air. Your behavior is classical prejudice. You see something that's wierd, so it's automatically wrong or bad.

Now to make my closing arguement with smilies (hope that's not too gay for you, ivan):

mers like you should be
,
, and
, you


Hey
,
this homophobic ignorant poster so that we don't him!

Thank You.

[edit on 7/11/2006 by TheRanchMan]



posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:44 PM
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wwooowww
15 threads !!!!! for that silly gay and cars subject
well i read 2 or 3 replies...(i don't have time to loose on silly subjects.....time is money)...
it seems that ivanterrible is suffering:bash::bash::bash:

ok let's say that it's true that gays have specials cars or cars choose gays or i don't know..... maybe gays are "cars-sexual" or what ever....
why, the hell, should we care


you should be changing your account , username, and avatar ivan because even if you are not banned by mods, i think that all the ATS community have allready banned you





posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 02:58 PM
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by: LeftBehind
You have to be kidding. The Element has an interior that can be hosed down. Definitely not gay.


REPLY: I would imagine it would depend on who was washing the interior down.... and why!

I refuse to use the term "gay", as only 4% of the population have changed a definition in the dictionary.

I just noticed that although a lot of the "emoticons' on here are more varied than those on ATS, some are from a retail, IE: for sale program.



posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 03:07 PM
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Don't you know for one that communism was supported and funded by the very ones who's behind the promotion of capitalism in the Western world?


REPLY: Care to try end explain this?...... or with links to sound info?

I'm not so sure about the design of vehicles, but Ford is really pushing the homosexual agenda (trying to drum up more business from only 4% of the population) and their stock has dropped like a rock, and sales are way, way down. Good for 'em.



posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 04:19 PM
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I suspect Ford's problems have a lot more to do with dumb product decisions than with the fact that they're targeting the gay market (as just about every car company does therse days).

For example, I currently work in the livery business, where Lincoln's Town Car is a staple product - mainstay of the industry in fact. Ford is now ending production of the Town Car, despite the fact that they make about $10k on each car sold, and despite the fact that it's guaranteed to sell 45,000+ units a year.

Ford and GM's problems are due to truly amazing feats of mismanagement.
They have nothing to do with marketing campaigns that offend obsessive fundamentalists, who if anything make up an even smaller portion of the market than gays.

Subaru and VW have been marketing to gays and other niche markets for years, and seem to be doing quite well.

[edit on 7/21/06 by xmotex]



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 10:16 AM
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Originally posted by zappafan1
I refuse to use the term "gay", as only 4% of the population have changed a definition in the dictionary.

I just noticed that although a lot of the "emoticons' on here are more varied than those on ATS, some are from a retail, IE: for sale program.


Where is the world are you only getting 4%? Also, how in the world can you get a statistic on people that don't want to "come out of the closet" so they would just say straight? Who taught you that there is only 4%? I have never in my life heard that statistic.

But now, I must get into my gay car and drive to a mall, where I am going to be buying home decor. Uh oh, that must mean, that the home decor shops are bending over backwards to please 4%.


I'm going to look for some straight cars while I'm out and about today. A real butch truck, I'll just have to make sure that the driver is a male, because if not, we know what that could possibly mean...




I think this picture shows where it all began!



posted on Jul, 24 2006 @ 02:51 PM
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It all depends on how you define "gay" - exclusively homosexual all your life? 60/40?
Straight until the alchohol kicks in?

What about the married guys who would never consider themselves "gay" but hang around in truckstops and park bathrooms looking to fool around with other guys?

I think it's impossible to put an accurate percentage on a category that can "pass" so easily, one that's so vaguely defined, and one many of whom would deny it even to themselves.

So the right-wingers say 1-4% while the gay activists say 10% - and noone knows the true numbers...



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 04:56 AM
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Dr. 12552

Dear ATS readers, it has come to our attention that a "certain" poster going by the nick Ivan terrible has posted conspiracy stuff on this forum,WE regret the "inconvenience" this may have caused you "enlightened" viewers of forums such as this. WE here at the Institute are constantly monitoring our "patients" for abnormal behavior patterns, We have placed Ivan in Isolation for disregarding Institutional protocals! We will now place a higher priority on INTERNET USAGE! WE realize that the FREEDOM OF SPEECH is of no concern to FASCIST --------- such as your selves, However we will comply with Fascist policies of Simon Gray and company, Again let us APOLIGIZE for Ivans Post of dissatifaction with the current state of FASCIT Rubbish passing as information on this form.

[note :fascist money makers will delete this post!]




posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 10:43 AM
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wtf? Okay, so he gets owned in front of an entire internet forum and then the turn into some fake psychology group? First of all, a group would not swear in an apologetic post, nor would it refer to the maker of the ATS website and its moderators as fascists (which he should learn how to spell). Come on dude. Just admit it. You got embarrassed by a bunch of people after you upset them by throwing aroung the "g" word.

Plus, how are they fascist money makers? The mods don't get paid for this! You're an idiot.

What I find hilarious is that ivan transformed into a mental health hopsital and that its "administrators were able to log on, find his post, and tried to apologize but ended up swearing and mudslinging.

What a loser.




[edit on 7/25/2006 by TheRanchMan]



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 12:10 PM
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Don't step on the toes of any Subaru owners!






[edit on 25-7-2006 by masonite]



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 02:50 PM
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WE realize that the FREEDOM OF SPEECH is of no concern to FASCIST --------- such as your selves, However we will comply with Fascist policies of Simon Gray and company


If you have failed to notice, this thread is 15 pages! Denying exactly who the freedom of speech? Seems to me that after 5 pages and then continuing to 15 the threat to freedom would no longer be an issue.

How terrible that you then have created an institution of yourself and carry on to now insult the very people that made your freedom of speech on this forum a reality. I never saw this thread shut down, though yes it was moved from ATS to BTS.

Best wishes, and I hope when you grow up a little you can come back on the forum and be a contributor without doing such silly things. If you are truly in an institution, I would suggest moving to a different one? As the staff caring for you seems to lack the ability to even post an apology without turning it into a bash session, and that makes me think that there may be signs of mental illness with the employees.

Best wishes though, and I hope eventually you can have fun on here, and be a happier person.



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 03:04 PM
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Niteboy, he only did that becuase he was publicly owned, and I guess he couldn't deal with the truth that he's an ignorant



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 07:02 PM
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Originally posted by ivanterrible...FASCIT Rubbish...


Oops, best to proofread your post before posting, and especially since you never misspelled feminism, homosexuality, socialism, or communism anywhere on these pages



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 07:07 PM
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Originally posted by The Brokeback mountain ranch hand
Apparently I must be flaming out the ass, becuase I drive a 2006 Blue Scion xB with a white roof and matching spoiler. What an ignorant person you are for even thinking "Hmm...Is...is that car gay?" The only reason he's giving the car a homosexual persona is because
a) he's really crazy
b) he's really stupid
c) He's gay and in denial, so he projects his gayness onto objects around him.

What next? What else seems gay to you in this cosmos we float in? Hmm? Trees? Spoons? What else? Am I gonna read a post next saying "Don't keyboards seem gay? Who ever uses a keyboard is gay. Clothes are gay, too, that's why I don't wear clothes". Well, if that's true, then I'm a big, typing, clothed homo.

The thing that erks me about this post is your blatant disregard for people's feelings. There are gay, lesbian, and bisexual people on this forum. To post something that puts their feelings and life style into a negative light is downright insulting. How disrespected would you feel if you were in there position, if a gay person was just typing away saying how straight or heterosexual something looks. First of all, you would thing they are an idiot, and secondly you would ask them why they are being so stupid. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING! To not see that must mean you are either retarded or just plain ignorant. I deny ignorance and I will not put up with this gaybashing behavior. People like you don't deserve to breathe my air. Your behavior is classical prejudice. You see something that's wierd, so it's automatically wrong or bad.

Now to make my closing arguement with smilies (hope that's not too gay for you, ivan):

mers like you should be
,
, and
, you


Hey
,
this homophobic ignorant poster so that we don't him!

Thank You.

[edit on 7/11/2006 by TheRanchMan]


Wow! you seem to have serious mental issues not being cared for, For the casual observer reading this ask yourself why not one moderator gave this mental case a warning? I'm pretty sure I'd be BANNED by now. look at all the vile words the creep used and I'm the so called intolerant one, get a grip pal, it's only a thread, with over 9000 views, I suspect your incapable of creating one of such life.

gaylife.about.com...

As i said, I'm correct in my words!



posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 07:19 PM
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Well I'm in the market for a motorcycle now, and I am looking to project an air of "Metro-ish" sexual ambiguity.

Does anyone have any suggestions?
Or does that call for a new thread?



posted on Aug, 7 2006 @ 02:02 AM
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WHOA I cant believe this thread is still active. Well Im glad my Ford Taurus isnt on the gay list gaylife.about.com.... I stand firm behind my opinion that SUVs suck.



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