I've been a Yorkshireman for over 15 years I know it all....ask me anything, page 1

Originally posted by Darkmind
Has there ever been a Yorkshire conspiracy involving either pidgeons or whippets?
And what's the best beer up there?

1) Some say t' pidgeons are ethereal beings from another dimension. Not all pidgeons belong to Yorkshire though. Yorkshire pidgeons are t' loudest of course. Whippets are not as good as hounds on a hunt..not that we do that round here anymore of course

Mr Blair. The only conspiracy I know of involving them is the one about the Yorkshire Parkin (a sort of sweet snack) cartell and the monopoly of the pudding mines.
Some say Timothys is best beer but nay lad, any Yorkshire beer is the best beer.

Originally posted by Census
Okay smarty pants

Q. What is the molecular disposition of the sun ?

Q. How many fingers am I holding up ?

Q. What is the square root of pi ?

That outta keep you busy for a few seconds.........Gods country lol.....BC is Gods country chap.

[edit on 25-5-2006 by Census]

1) Very hot and energetic, like a Yorkshire lass in the kitchen.
2) None. The only way you can hold up fingers is with the other hand. If you were holding them up you couldnt be typing.
3) Pen n t' paper gives about 1.77. The value depends on the value of PI you use.

Sorry meant gods country. Where ever there is a Yorkshire man it is gods country.

and

Originally posted by Census

i can guess how many fingers you are holding up 'appen its two

As you say, use PI as a symbol, then calculate using the value needed for required accuracy. Anyway 'appen that PI tis but a ratio. Mathematics becomes philosophy here can you have a square root of a non discrete ratio?

Originally posted by triptrippington
Okay, what the heck is Yorkshire pudding?!!
I mean, it just looks like bread dough to me...Jeez, I think even Bill Cosby would have a hard time endorsing that stuff.
mmmm...pudding.Yummy chocolaty pudding...
On a more serious note, any unusual UK military ops going on in your neck of the woods?

Yorkshire Pudding. Milk, flour eggs and t' salt. To be honest and blunt cookings what we got lasses for. No real man cooks. Why is called pudding? Appen its aboot the eggs n flour. In England not all puddin is sweet. Steak n kidney pudding is not sweet but 't custard on it is

Becareful though we do Pontefract cakes thats not cakes as well. And Wensleydale cheese thats not really cheese...well dont taste like it anyhow.

Originally posted by Bikereddie
You know what they make your pancakes out of? Eggs, flour and milk?

You sure your from Yorkshire you forgot t' salt.

Originally posted by Bikereddie
Not all Yorkshire men are whippets and pigeons. Thats an old adage from long ago.

EEh lad...dont forget t' legacy of the past. Cant deny what we are.

Originally posted by buckaroo

Originally posted by Bikereddie

Any thing about Yorkshire you need to know, and if i can, i Will try my best to answer. Please don't go to ill educated people who obviously have no idea.

Know any good flat cap shops ?

[edit on 25-5-2006 by buckaroo]

Dont need flat cap shops in Yorkshire. T' cap is passed on from generation to generation. My cap dates back to a feudal king of York....its about 1600 years old.
Perhaps someone should open a shop though. Some homes have only one cap and have to share it. This means that only one male of the household is allowed out at a time. This werent problem in days of mining cos you wore it in shifts and could share it to and from t' pit.