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I've been a Yorkshireman for over 15 years I know it all....ask me anything


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reply posted on 7-6-2006 @ 03:50 PM by T Trubballshoota



Originally posted by YIAWETA
Thx TT, Round two

What is an Aintree Iron?
Did Theo Adorno write the Beatles music ?
Is Knighthood just further affirmation of being an evil bastard ?
Who killed Mountbatton?


1) Hooves
2) No. They wrote music?
3) Definitely
4) Shell we say "Nationalists" for safety.

Aye its true. I was kidnapped for a bit. But my loud voice convinced them that I was right. After Telling them the virtues of gods county...the largest county in t' England tha knows...appen they let me go.


Originally posted by JebusSaves
Ahh, for over 15 Years you have been a Yorkshire man, thats great.
Been one all my life myself though.

I need proof though from you.

Who is 'Lord' Mike Morris?
Where can you buy the best Pork Pie in the county/country/WORLD?
Which is Better - Whitby, Scarborough or Filey?
How long does it take to travel from Leeds to Manchester?

OK, i know the answers to these questions, so IF you can get them right you truly are a Yorkshire Man, if not, then i call you a Lancashire Wannabee!!!




1) Mike Morris 'im from telly.
2) pork pie close Wegeman's, Otley Yorkshire or Hulsons in Mold, Wales.
3) Fish and chips Whitby, fun-Scarborough but I prefer Filey tourists know it less. Trick question really its all Yorkshire, so its got t be better than any where else.
4) If you had to travel there it can take1 to 3 hours depending on M62 car park. This is another trick question. Why would a Yorkshireman travel to Manchester 'cept to pee on it?

Must go theres some irate scousers outside want some of my help, theres a fire in t' jam butty mines 'appen.



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reply posted on 7-6-2006 @ 08:14 PM by JebusSaves



Originally posted by T Trubballshoota

Originally posted by JebusSaves
Ahh, for over 15 Years you have been a Yorkshire man, thats great.
Been one all my life myself though.

I need proof though from you.

Who is 'Lord' Mike Morris?
Where can you buy the best Pork Pie in the county/country/WORLD?
Which is Better - Whitby, Scarborough or Filey?
How long does it take to travel from Leeds to Manchester?

OK, i know the answers to these questions, so IF you can get them right you truly are a Yorkshire Man, if not, then i call you a Lancashire Wannabee!!!




1) Mike Morris 'im from telly.
2) pork pie close Wegeman's, Otley Yorkshire or Hulsons in Mold, Wales.
3) Fish and chips Whitby, fun-Scarborough but I prefer Filey tourists know it less. Trick question really its all Yorkshire, so its got t be better than any where else.
4) If you had to travel there it can take1 to 3 hours depending on M62 car park. This is another trick question. Why would a Yorkshireman travel to Manchester 'cept to pee on it?

Must go theres some irate scousers outside want some of my help, theres a fire in t' jam butty mines 'appen.




1)Yes, tis Lord of the Calendar News Prog
2)Nah, the best are from Skipton i'm afraid, down by the Riverside
3)Whitby 100%(i have no idea why i love that place but according to Calendar News, its the fave seaside destination of any Yorkshire man!!!)
4)THATS the trick question. No Yorkshire man knows the time, as no real Yorkshire man would ever travel to Lancashire...

come back in 15 more years i'm afraid..

Just teasing, you've been a sport. HOWDY



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reply posted on 7-6-2006 @ 08:26 PM by xeroxed88


Ahh, a fellow Yorkshireman! Welcome to ATS!

I've lived in Yorkshire all my life (18 years and 8 days), it's rubbish innit? I joke, I joke.

Enjoy your long stay!



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reply posted on 7-6-2006 @ 08:29 PM by xeroxed88

Joke...

Q) What's the best thing to come out of Yorkshire?









A) The M62 ... or is it the M1? I dunno I get confused with roads.



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reply posted on 7-6-2006 @ 08:32 PM by JebusSaves



Originally posted by xeroxed88
Ahh, a fellow Yorkshireman! Welcome to ATS!

I've lived in Yorkshire all my life (18 years and 8 days), it's rubbish innit? I joke, I joke.

Enjoy your long stay!


What part of Yorks you from...and don't be dissing the Shire my friend, the locals still use pitchforks



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reply posted on 7-6-2006 @ 08:42 PM by xeroxed88


I live in the small town known as, Driffield, the Capital of the Wolds! Hooah! (For those that don't know, the "Wolds" are err... some damn big hills, I think)



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