The Person Below Me Game

I like to cling to my g/f, but not my b/f.

TPBM - has two left hands, and two left feet.

Absolutely true. Which will come as no surprise
to many posters here.

TPBM is very intuitive and has strong ESP gifts,
and knows many things before they happen.

I just knew you were going to say that.

TPBM, is wearing blue. But you can't see where they are wearing it.

(Looks at boxers) OMG how did you know that?

The person below me has an unmentionable rash.

Not anymore, had the doctor fix me up

TPBM - will make an error while typing the post, and have to edit it.

Not a chance. I'm practically perfect in every way.

The person below me has a nipple ring.

Edit: punctuation

[edit on 22-4-2006 by Rasobasi420]

Yes, I do have a nipple ring.

But it's not in anyone's nipple right now. It's in a box on the dresser.



The person Below Me has a "binge and purge" eating disorder that they just can't get control of, but are unwilling to admit to their doctor.

well crap cause I dont know what that means. does it mean u eat a lot and are bullemic in which case falso.

tpbm: the person below me is under 21 years old

Only if using the base 16 number system.....


TPBM still needs help tying their shoes.....

guilty as charged lol. Its not quite so much I need help but that I dont have time and have gotten in the habbit of slipping my shoes on and off while keeping them tied to the point that I have had to try like 5 times to get a shoe tied (to be fair I was under a lot of stress that time)

TPBM: is a generic white middle aged male

TPBM: is a generic white middle aged male

...more like a wolf in sheep's clothing!

The person Below Me...takes samples of all their various bodily fluids on the first monday of the month and stores them in a box in their wardrobe just for fun

Nope not really.

tpbm: ownes a fully automatic firearm

Only if I pull the trigger reallyreallyreally fast.

TPBM regularly slurps raw eggs....

nope but I like to spread the yoke of sunny-side up eggs on the white part.

tpbm: has had enough snot in a loogie to make it green

yes I have and I will be telling that story to my grandkids


oh right

tpbm: has had a relative walk in on them in at a very awkward time

[edit on 4/22/06 by TristanBW9456]

Originally posted by TristanBW9456

tpbm: has had a relative walk in on them in at a very awkward time

[edit on 4/22/06 by TristanBW9456]

It's true.

Grandad walked in on us while we were discussing the will and how much each of us will inherit.

I want the plow-horse.


The person below me lies about their IQ to impress others and themselves.

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False, I have no clue what my IQ is...


TPBM thinks cats are better than dogs.....

Yup truth be told I do not know my IQ. I know someone who is getting F's and D's who actually has an IQ of 165 funny how our education system is.

tpbm: suffers from depression even though they are not experiencing any major problems emotionaly or finacialy

Nope, I'm a jolly fellow!

The person below me is thinking, ''Oh my God! Isn't Zanzibar's avatar the best!''

Eh? Eh?

Originally posted by TristanBW9456
Yup truth be told I do not know my IQ. I know someone who is getting F's and D's who actually has an IQ of 165 funny how our education system is.

tpbm: suffers from depression even though they are not experiencing any major problems emotionaly or finacialy

sooo true

i keep having disturbing dreams of michael jackson in all this weird positions...

TPBM likes to make all sorts of noises when drinking soup when eating out and the waiters keeps giving the look of where on earth did they come from...