posted on Apr, 8 2006 @ 07:51 PM
Possible blasphemy alert!
I don't really have any Mormon stories to share, but in my younger days I was quite a hit with the local Jehovah's Witnesses. Everyone else shut
their doors, told them to move along, or pretended not to be home, but I always talked to them. Not because I believed in them or anything they had to
offer, but because it was so fun once I discovered many of them knew less about the Bible than I did. Word apparently spread, for soon they sent "hit
squads" after me - no, nothing evil intended: these were just some senior church members specifically brought in to make me see the light and confute
(is that a word?) my arguments. Well, that made everything even more amusing to me, of course, and we used to have hour-long discussions about pretty
much anything - they trying to convert me, and me trying to hide my amusement. Sadly, I moved away and never again has any sort of church, cult, sect
or similar bothered to track me down.