posted on Oct, 2 2003 @ 03:13 PM
The best part of the article was the description of his servants scurrying away after lighting 47 solid fuel rockets....
Not that this is really funny. He is a genuine hero, albeit one who made a major miscalculation.
...But, who knows... perhaps the aliens beamed him away at the last minute, seeing him as Earth's first bona fide space explorer. His remains were
never found.
...or he just was blown into dust particles.