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posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 02:50 PM
it said no spam. but if we were in hawaii. it would be a different story.

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 02:55 PM

Originally posted by benevolent tyrant

Originally posted by lombozo
Me think's that I'm going to go have a nice BLT, with lots and lots of crispy bacon!

Trying out the "good thinking" skills inspired by lombozo, I have to ask

Why don't we grow bacon instead of growing pigs? What do have pigs have to do with bacon anyway? Some might suggest that pigs ARE bacon but that is ridiculous. Even a moment of good thinking (even "so so" thinking) would reveal that bacon doesn't look anything like a pig.

Now that's some good thinkin'! Hmmmm, I says to myself, you know benevolent tyrant is right. Bacon doesn't look like a pig! So I did some more thinkin', and I says to myself - Self, could this be a really big pig conspiracy? Hmmmm......
Bacon comes in those packages, where you see it in nice little slices and stuff. Now I've seen a pig, and it doesn't look anything like bacon! I also saw Charlottes Web, and Babe The Pig. No way they're bacon.
Wait! I just did some more thinkin'! When you by a ham it comes in that really fancy metal can...... Nope that doesn't look like a pig either. I went to a pig roast once, and that looked like a pig. Yep, but now that I think about it, I didn't see any bacon inside that pig.
Oh man, now I'm doin' some really deep thinkin'....... Oh man I'm gettin' scared with the thinkin' I'm about to tell you......
There is a conspiracy! Butchers are all fakes. I bet all butchers are reptilian greys, that are given orders from the Zionist Illuminati to use those big fancy cleavers and stuff to abduct people. Who would ever suspect a butcher?! Yeah, the guy down the street is a butcher. I never did trust him, with those beady little eyes, and blood and stuff all over his smock. Oh man I gotta do some thinkin' about this......
I'm thinkin' I might start a new thread about this new conspiracy........

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 04:45 PM
:shk:Get with the program people!

Didnt you all know that bacon grows on bacon trees?

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 04:49 PM
Well who grows the bacon trees?

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 04:53 PM
The baconites from the planet zeta baconuculi ofcourse *duh*

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 05:33 PM
If you can't grow bacon on a tree you can at least top your Christmas Tree with it....

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 05:50 PM
Bacon trees? This is a ham-bush!

*jumps out from behind foliage wearing spamouflage gear*

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 08:31 PM
I Made It Back, Looks like I'm the Last to Post AGAIN!


posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 10:41 PM
Here's the elusive bacon bud....ready to bloom into bacony goodness

[edit on 29-9-2006 by I_s_i_s]

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 10:58 PM

Originally posted by I_s_i_s
What kind of research are you doing on the human brain?

Bacon trees really exist?I need to go out more often:bnghd:

Sorry for the late response,nobodys doing actual research yet,but if you got questions about the brain look here

ATTENTION scholars,anybody interested in researching the human brain??

[edit on 29-9-2006 by tormentor]

[edit on 29-9-2006 by tormentor]

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 11:10 PM
Who would have thought that this thread would go to the pigs.

But hell, I'm jerking some pork in the kitchen right now.

Pic of the pork that's for dinner tomorrow.

I should take this to the cooking forum, but....
I'll be serving the grilled chops with basmati rice, side of sweet corn, and stir fried mushrooms with green onion.
Gravy on everything..................

Anybody hungry ???

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 11:12 PM
Well i might eat that if i can handle all that meat!!

Or this>>>

posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 11:38 PM

Mmmmmmm foooooood...

tormentor I'm currently doing some research on hormones and the functions of pineal gland. Also looking at some studies on calcification of the pineal gland.

Ill check out the thread you linked...thanks...sounds interesting.

posted on Sep, 30 2006 @ 03:50 PM
So if bacon does come from pigs, why dont we get beef bacon or lamb bacon, bacon is off the back isn't it, there should be a similar cut on cows and sheep.

posted on Sep, 30 2006 @ 04:55 PM
That's it you lot, get out, your all stinking the place up with ya lies!


posted on Sep, 30 2006 @ 05:28 PM
I love the smell of Bacon in the morning!
And nothing beats a Bacon sandwich... yum!

posted on Sep, 30 2006 @ 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Zanzibar


You shall be assasinated!

posted on Sep, 30 2006 @ 10:58 PM
I WIN! no need to post anymore.

have a nice day.


posted on Oct, 1 2006 @ 12:30 AM
This is going to be my first post on this page.

Now give me my 3 cheers for winning.

posted on Oct, 1 2006 @ 02:15 AM
i don't eat bacons that often,but now that i look at the previous posts^^^i'm quite hungy........err hungry.

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