posted on Sep, 29 2006 @ 02:55 PM
Originally posted by benevolent tyrant
Originally posted by lombozo
Me think's that I'm going to go have a nice BLT, with lots and lots of crispy bacon!
Trying out the "good thinking" skills inspired by lombozo, I have to ask
Why don't we grow bacon instead of growing pigs? What do have pigs have to do with bacon anyway? Some might suggest that pigs ARE bacon but that is
ridiculous. Even a moment of good thinking (even "so so" thinking) would reveal that bacon doesn't look anything like a pig.
Now that's some good thinkin'! Hmmmm, I says to myself, you know benevolent tyrant is right. Bacon doesn't look like a pig! So I did some more
thinkin', and I says to myself - Self, could this be a really big pig conspiracy? Hmmmm......
Bacon comes in those packages, where you see it in nice little slices and stuff. Now I've seen a pig, and it doesn't look anything like bacon! I
also saw Charlottes Web, and Babe The Pig. No way they're bacon.
Wait! I just did some more thinkin'! When you by a ham it comes in that really fancy metal can...... Nope that doesn't look like a pig either. I
went to a pig roast once, and that looked like a pig. Yep, but now that I think about it, I didn't see any bacon inside that pig.
Oh man, now I'm doin' some really deep thinkin'....... Oh man I'm gettin' scared with the thinkin' I'm about to tell you......
There is a conspiracy! Butchers are all fakes. I bet all butchers are reptilian greys, that are given orders from the Zionist Illuminati to use those
big fancy cleavers and stuff to abduct people. Who would ever suspect a butcher?! Yeah, the guy down the street is a butcher. I never did trust him,
with those beady little eyes, and blood and stuff all over his smock. Oh man I gotta do some thinkin' about this......
I'm thinkin' I might start a new thread about this new conspiracy........