You know your American when...

Originally posted by Gazrok


4. When you have the freedom to disagree with your government and not fear being locked up for it.

It won't be that way for long. As soon as H.R. 1955 passes you will not have the freedom to disagree with the government. You will be classified as a terrorist for disagreeing with them. Have you not heard of the thought crimes bill, that passed the house with a 404 yea to 6 nay and 22 people didn't show up for the vote. You seriously need to research that bill.

I mean no disrespect to you. I am just trying to inform you of what is going on.

You know you are American when...

Your told about the great history of the independence was gained, while being unfairly taxed by your government.

1. You post rants in a humour topic thinking that someone will actually care

2. You spell aluminium aluminum.

3. You drive on the wrong side of the road.

4. You think everyone's out to get you especially your own government.

5. You think camera's in malls and on streets are there to spy on you and not for your safety.

6. The majority of your populace is Christian but you think evolution should be taught in schools and creationism in church.

7. You call cattle, incl the bulls, cows.

You know you are "American" when your country doesn't even have a name...
America is a continent.

reply to post by Peronemlin


It's the UNITED STATES of America!
The U.S.
Makes sense.

You know your american when you spend hours searching the room for the remote, but cant get up and use the tv to change the channel

1. You know you're an American when you think Manual Labor is the President of Mexico.
2. You know you're an American when you think a Castrol Convertible is a Cuban Transexual.
3. You know you're an American and you get pledged to a fraternity and, as part of the initiation, you have to jump over some lit candles and get black-balled in the process.
4. You know you're an American when you try to swim the English Channel, get half way over, decide you can't make it and swim back.
5. You know you're an American when you think Bush Gardens is where the White House is located.
6. You know you're an American when you think that FBI stands for female body inspector.
7. You know you're an American when you think Jimmy that Hoffa is actually on a hot date with Amelia Earhart.
8. You know you're an American when you think that everything in America is equitable between the rich nations versus the poor nations in the world.
9. You know you're an American when you think that the Republicans and the Democrats stand for obviously different tenents when they are both controlled by the NWO.
10. You know you're an American when you think you have the right to tell other nations what to do and when to do it.

You know you're an American when yesterday you had been with your company for many years, but today your status is "unemployed"....

reply to post by Rasobasi420


I craked up at that one man. Nice.


reply to post by LCKob

... but then again, I suppose most citizens have a natural bias for their own countries, right?

That's because most citizens don't travel outside their own counties enough.

[edit on 28-2-2009 by Welfhard]

You know you're American when:

...if it's printed in a book or newpaper, available on the internet or on the television - and anyone can confirm seeing it as well - it's automatically true and infaillable beyond any shadow of a doubt.

...your primary role models are mainly fictional characters.



(*to add: yeah, I hit this second one to a tee)