Post your Greatest Movie Quote

I watched The Family Guy movie last night and I have a new fav quote OMG I was in tears for the entire duration


Stewie - "Oh for God's sake! At least have the decency to carry me you lazy skank!"

when Lois puts him in the baby sling lol

Stewie is classic. Some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth gives you splits in the side. I own all episodes of FG and everyone has me in tears.

Another solid quote is...

Happy Gilmore

Donald: You suck! Ya Jackass!

Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
[Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!

'People like you, need people like me to point your fingers at. And say ''hey look there's the bad guy'', well say hello to the bad guy' - Scareface



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[edit on 10-1-2006 by dbates]

"Make way for the bad guy meng"

Leon: "Wake up, time to die."

-Blade Runner

I thought that was Roy Batty.

Roy: "Six, seven, go to Hell or go to Heaven!"

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Elwood: "$hit!"

Jake: "What?"

Elwood: "Rollers."

Jake: "No."

Elwiid: "Yep."

Jake: "$hit!"

and:

Elwood: "It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake: "Hit it."

and:

Elwood (in disbelief): "Illinois Nazis?"

Jake (with disdain): "I hate Illinois Nazis."

You know, until I saw the movie Skokie with Danny Kaye I never understood that that whole sequence in the Blues Brothers was in reference to a real event.

Slim Pickens (Blazing Saddles) "You use your tongue prettier than a 2 dollar whore..." (to Hedley Lamar, commenting on his mastery of the English language)....

"It's been emotional....."- Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."- Snatch

Mickey Mantle- "Are we fueding?"
Rodger Maris-"I guess so, it's on TV."
Mickey Mantle-"Well # you then."
Rodger Maris-"Up yours."
----61*-great film, if you dont like baseball or dont care for it I dont recommend it.

"A person is smart...people are dumb" (Tommy Lee Jones, MIB)

Ned Beatty in Deliverence

soooooeeeeeeeee, soooooooeeeeeee, sooooooooeeeeeeeee

"What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we've been trying to destroy."
-Natalie Portman in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

I have looked for this direct quote online but I am unable too, But deffinately a great quote.

I believe it is from the Fisher King, it is the panhandler in the subway talking to the successful man.

It goes something like this...

"A guy like me is just as important as anybody, many people walk passed me every day, and I serv as a reminder to them why they go to work, and why they strive to be better"


Were all important and serv a role, whether it be big or small.

"RUN...GO....GET TO DA CHOPPA!"


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(dunno why.. I think most of what Arnie says is hilarious really)



[edit on 15/1/06 by Klepto]

"I'm a karate man! Karate man bruise on the inside!"
Eddie Murphy - Trading Places

Originally posted by yeahright
"I'm a karate man! Karate man bruise on the inside!"
Eddie Murphy - Trading Places

The number of good quotes from that film is uncountable..


"You was in the tank lass night"

"I'm a chain belt in kung-fu, bruce lee was my teacher!"

"Where is yo Bi###es Mr big time Pimp?"

YEAH!

Link to other quotes from one of the best films ever made..

Originally posted by Gazrok
Slim Pickens (Blazing Saddles) ...

Blazing Saddles, love that movie for its quotes...

"Alright, we'll take the ni@@ers and the chinks, but we ain't takin' no Irish!"

I guess Mel could get away with it because he's a minority member...but unlike Quentin he makes it funny as hell.

Although...


From "The Bonnie Situation"

Jimmy: "Jules, when you drove in here this morning did you see a sign saying "Dead Ni@@er Storage"?"

Jules Winfield: "No."

Jimmy: "And you know why you didn't see a sign sayin' "Dead Ni@@er Storage"? 'Cause storin' dead ni@@ers ain't my f@#&in business!"

Originally posted by HowlrunnerIV
I thought that was Roy Batty.

No, it was Leon.

Redneck: "Where you goin' city-boy? It's only the biggest f%*!ing river in the state."

- Deliverence

Office Space


Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do sh1t.

Peppers: "She's a beauty ain't she?"
Frank: "Yeah, what kind of gun is this?"
Peppers: "It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little f%#!ers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right"(yanks on the horses reigns).
Peppers: "Oh what? That's what I thought. Shut up."
(Frank cocks the gun)
Peppers: "Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico."
Frank: "Cool."
Peppers: "Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from..."
(Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart)
Peppers: "YES! That's awesome."
Frank: "What?"
Peppers: "You just took one in the jugular, man."
Frank: "What? I did."
(feeling his neck)
Peppers: "YES!"
Frank: "Oh my God. Is this bad? Is this bad?"
Peppers: "You better pull that s%$t out man. That s%$t is not cool."
Frank: "Wait. What? Pull what out?"
Peppers: "You got a f%#!ing dart in your neck man."
Frank: (laughing)"You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."

-'Old School'



[edit on 17-1-2006 by Beelzebubba]

Originally posted by Beelzebubba

Originally posted by HowlrunnerIV
I thought that was Roy Batty.

No, it was Leon.

You're right. It's immediately followed by Rachael putting a hole in Leon's forehead. I thought is was Roy chasing Deckard across the rooftop at first.