International Talk Like A Pirate Day... Arrgh!

Avast! Ye land lubbers. Don't ye be forgetting that today be the International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ye best be adheering to these rules, or it be a long walk off a short plank for ya. Arrrrgh!

Yer can find the basic rules here....X (Click the x ya Bilge rats)



I dare someone to make a pirate joke podcast! Some jokes here

[edit on 19-9-2005 by dbates]

Ahoy Mr Dbates!

fancy a cup of Grog? Arrr!

oni x x

Prepare to be boarded!!
lol.

Oy! Blast me mizzenmasts! I damn near forgot all about this most glorious day! Arrrrr!!!

Where's me ale, wench!!! :w:

Haarrr.

'tis a day not to be taken lightly lest ye find yourself angering the spirit of those who lay sleeping in Davey Jones' locker. There be legends which would turn the hair white at the mere thought...

No... wait. Damn.

Jak

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
yo ho,
yo ho,
A pirate's life for me

Arghhhh....mateys....methinks that someone has watched the movie "Dodgeball" a tad few too many times. ARGHHH. Next we're going to have a "Be an East Indian on the way to have a White Castle hamburger day".

I know that some o' ye may be intimidated by all this sea dog talk. Perhaps ye dasn't know how t' speak th' language. Well, I found a cool site that will do all th' hard work fer ye. Jus' type in yer plain English text into th' box an' click th' translate button. Presto! Ye now be havin' th' translated sea dog text.
Ya horn swollgin' scallywag!


See How A Pirate Would Say It

wow, this be good. anyone fancy a drink?
i be glad ye spake somethin' about this wonderful tide!!

oni x x

(in a pirate's voice)

Are you ready kids?
-- Aye-aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!
-- AYE-AYE CAPTAIN!

Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
-- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Absorbant and yellow and porous as he?
-- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
-- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Then drop to the deck and flop like a fish!!!
-- SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Arrr ya-ha-ha-ho-ho arrr!

Ahoy, Mister Squidward! Prepare me some Krabby Patties! Yarr!

I heard this on th' radio this scurvy mornin'. I thought 't be jus' a joke. Guess nay. YARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

oou-arggghhh!!!!

no wait thats a farmer accent...