What would you say if...

I would say I always thought you were weird, but wow!

What would you say if you woke up tomorrow, and the last 10 years were all a dream and you were the appropriate age of 10 years ago.

GOOD ONE!

See ya, I'm off for California!

What would you say if the power went out and stayed out for an entire week?

Damn its cold!

What would you say if you found out your living a dream?

It was a very fulfilling dream.

What would you say if junk food was no longer bad for you?

Hot diggity-dog! Pass the gravy!

What would you say if you came home to find your dog sitting upright in your easy chair, puffing a pipe, wearing a burgundy velvet smoking jacket and matching slippers while reading the Wall Street Journal?

I would say how was your day?

What would you say if I granted you one wish?

I would say, "I wish you could grant me more wishes than that."

What would you say if the sky really was falling, but very, verrrrry slowly?

I would say GET DOWN!

What would you say if somebody thought Whoopi goldberg was funny?

www.belowtopsecret.com...

I would say "Are you feeling ok?"

Wat would you say if I sang like Micheal Jackson?

Originally posted by Rouschkateer
Wat would you say if I sang like Micheal Jackson?

Kill me. Now.

What would you say if I wrote a book?

Can you sign it before you ship it to me?

What would you say if animals started wearing human skin as clothes?

Thats pretty sick I would say!

What would you say if the tv cut out on you right now

Yay! (My daughter is home with a broken ankle, and the Disney Channel has Full House re-runs on)

What would you say if gas became the new currency?

Originally posted by Rouschkateer
What would you say if gas became the new currency?

Here I come, Taco Bell!

What would you say if you knew someone who had an unhealthy obsession with this?

Not that kind of gas

I would say that is ummm...yeah...just...ummmm.

What would you say if a friend showed you a boil on his butt?

Originally posted by Rouschkateer
What would you say if a friend showed you a boil on his butt?

Hey, Dave just showed me a boil... on...... Hey, you know Dave... right?

What would you say if you were made of chocolate?

Hey sweetie, what's with the fondue pot and the fruit tray...

What would you say if cats turned out to be the masterminds of the NWO?

I would say, "He who controls the Meow Mix, controls the world."

What you say if you got the happy feet and just couldn't stop dancin' dancin' dancin'?

I would say "Play that funky music."

What would you say if you had to watch 12 hours of TV as part of a work assignment?

Originally posted by Rouschkateer
What would you say if you had to watch 12 hours of TV as part of a work assignment?

Star Wars marathon, here I come!

What would you say if you had to watch all six Star Wars movies in a row, with no breaks (except for of the bathroom variety)?