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posted on Mar, 10 2006 @ 02:41 PM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if pansy soccer mom Jango Fett was your dad?


Who the heck are you and why should I care?

What would you say if a gang of cows broke into your house and carried your wife away after punching you in the gut, then, as you followed them, tons and tons and tons of cow minions kept showing up at every step that you had to beat up until you finally got to the lead cow who had a machine gun?




posted on Mar, 10 2006 @ 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if a gang of cows broke into your house and carried your wife away after punching you in the gut, then, as you followed them, tons and tons and tons of cow minions kept showing up at every step that you had to beat up until you finally got to the lead cow who had a machine gun?


Hey, here's the rest of the money I owe you for your services.


What would you say if I changed my mood?



posted on Mar, 10 2006 @ 02:53 PM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if I changed my mood?


Awful proud of ya!

What would you say if I helped people to understand the 'd?



posted on Mar, 11 2006 @ 05:30 AM
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I would say, "Helped'd!"

What would you say if Michael Jackson became the next King of Bahrain?



posted on Mar, 11 2006 @ 09:40 AM
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I would say


What would you say if Canada invaded USA?



posted on Mar, 12 2006 @ 02:49 PM
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I would say "eh?"


What would you say if pigs started to fly?



posted on Mar, 12 2006 @ 02:51 PM
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I would collect on every person who ever said.. Yeah.. when pigs fly.

What would you say if you were charged with murder?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 01:04 PM
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I had PMS at the time


What would you say if that plea worked to keep me from death row?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 01:16 PM
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I would say good job!

What would you say if you were accused of cheating?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:29 PM
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Considering you didn't say what type of cheating, I would say,

Yeah, I probably did, so what? Wanna fight about it?

What would you say if aliens invaded, came to your house, set you left big toe on fire, the made you watch the same episode of Care Bears for 3 years?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:37 PM
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Care Bear countdown.. 5...4...3...2....1

Why do I know that?

What would you say if I could rehearse the whole anthem to Care Bears?




posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:40 PM
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I would probably say that you have too much time on your hands, your drunk or your 9.

What would you say if you trod on a drawing pin?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:42 PM
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I would say whats trod and whats a drawing pin.

What would you say if you were asked to be in a porn?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:44 PM
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You seriously don't know what TROD or DRAWING PIN means?

I honestly don't know what I'd say, I guess it would be fun (well, no dur) but what if friends or family saw it?


What would you say if I said that you had just ingested two gallons of gravy in your sleep?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:47 PM
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I think I would tell my girlfriend I am scared to whizz.

What would you say if you had to guess the password to survive? only 1 Guess.

Password for what... That doesnt matter. Stop talking to myself now




posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:49 PM
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I dunno, probably,

Oh dear, I just shat myslef cos were all gonna die.

And TROD means step on and DRAWING PIN means, well, a little sharp thing that sticks things to other things. I think the Yanks call it a thumbtack or something crazy like that.

What would you say if you got fired for stealing photocopiers?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:51 PM
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I would say, how the hell did I think I could hide a photocopier.

What would you say if someone asked you for $20?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:53 PM
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I would say something that would get me banned from the boards, it goes along the lines of cluck froth though.

WWYS If your doc told you that you were actually a woman all these years?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 05:55 PM
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I would say get me a mirror.. and I'm a lezbian.


What would you say if you woke up without any arms or legs?



posted on Mar, 13 2006 @ 06:05 PM
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Hell, why just ask for $20?

What would you say if Keith Richards showed up at your door sober, wearing a bright pink suit with a neon bow tie, selling goldfish?



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