What would you say if...

I know a mechanic that could take care of that...


What would you say if you came out to 4 flat tires and severed brake lines and sugar in your gas tank?

I have never insulted your mother !! nor anyone elses come to that.

What would you say if the cat was sick all over the house?

cat!
No more mice or shrimp for you!

What would you say if I shaved your pet?

"Geee thanks... I always wanted a mexican hairless"link

What would you say if I told you that I wasent paying for dinner?

Crap....I better start washing dishes.

What would you say if I spit in your food?

Wouldnt say much... apart from leave and remember not to eat dinner again with you unless I brought my "awaiting patent" - mobile plastic glass screen.

What would you say if your neighbour had read your morning newspaper and you caught him putting it back on your porch?

I would say :
"Hey, wanna see MY newspaper? I just bought it yesterday." And proceed to show him my computer.

What would you say if you had the chance to go back to college?

I just got out and havent paid my loans yet! But I think I would party more, not less.

What would you say if a hypnotist offered to put you under?

Get the video camera.

What would you say if a man offered you a million dollars to sleep with your wife?

Or a girl for my husband?

Hm....that's a tough one.

I would have a contract written up, but I would let her.

What would you say if I had nothing to make for dinner?

Get the phone and lets order out.

If you were to order out right now, what would you get?

Chinese...mmm...crab rangoons...

What would you say if the Chinese guy just didn't understand you?

Id tell him I love Jackie chan movies and than he would probably speak English.


What would you say if your son told you he was gay?

I'm proud you were able to come to me. I love you.


What would you say if your daughter came home pregnant?

Whats his name? Where does he live? I will love the child as much as I loved my own, its a shame he will never meet his father.



What would you say if you wet yourself in public and a girl/boy that you liked asked about it?

What?.....WET!!!!!....Where?
What would you do if your date wanted to kiss you...........But had something hanging out of their nose?

Gently and tactfully motion to them. Then lean over and kiss them just as gently.

What would you say if I licked your nose?

a little lower and to the left, i ran out of kleenex.
what would you do if ats just suddenly disappeared??

There would be a brief moment where I will be saddned, after that i'll find another site like ATS and join.

What wouldyou do if you went millions in debt?

Do you take a cheque?

What would you say if a man offered you a million dollars to sleep with your wife, or vice versa