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posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 09:44 AM
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I'll punish you, just like i punished Rover, your brother!


What would you say if Aliens landed on your lawn and they demanded you go with them?




posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 09:47 AM
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Originally posted by dgtempe
I'll punish you, just like i punished Rover, your brother!


What would you say if Aliens landed on your lawn and they demanded you go with them?


Ok, but I dont do anal.


What would you say if a snake ate your cat?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 09:55 AM
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1/1 = 1

'least I got a snake now




what would you say if richard simmons was at your front door wearing flipflops?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 06:35 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
what would you say if richard simmons was at your front door wearing flipflops?


Not again....

What would you say if your hair tasted like cotton candy?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 07:02 PM
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I'm going to be bald soon!


What would you say if we end this stupid game?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 07:05 PM
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No. I like it



What would you say if you saw an armless and legless man floating in the ocean?




posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 07:05 PM
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What would you say if we end this stupid game?


I don't really care



What would you say if monkeys suddenly burst into your home.


[edit on 20-8-2005 by Striker122]



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 07:07 PM
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I'd be petrified.



What would you say if i bit your finger?




posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 07:09 PM
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Originally posted by dgtempe
What would you say if i bit your finger?


Harder...


What would you say if you lost 50 dollars?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 07:22 PM
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$#$! !@#$#$ %$#^ Whatever... I'll just take soem moeny from my sister....


What would you say if I showed up in your bathroom at 5 am in the morning in a space suit quoting tom clancy?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 07:36 PM
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Originally posted by cpr12r
What would you say if I showed up in your bathroom at 5 am in the morning in a space suit quoting tom clancy?


Yeah, I really don't care that you're in my bathroom... Quoting Tom Clancy crosses the line. I shall now thump you repeatedly with this broomstick.

What would you say if you were attacked by Padme, my kitten?




posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 09:07 PM
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No one answered this one...


Originally posted by dgtempe
What would you say if you saw an armless and legless man floating in the ocean?


Hey it's Bob!

What would you say if I suddenly fell through the roof of your house, and crashed on your new plasma screen TV?


[edit on 8/20/2005 by GoldEagle]



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 09:14 PM
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cmdr - I'd say "Padme, meet Pandora - GET HER!"


What would you say if I suddenly fell through the roof of your house, and crashed on your new plasma screen TV?


Say hello to my little friend!

What would you say if you got a free meal at an all-you-can-eat buffet?

P.S. - I'm highly successful, w00t!



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 10:02 PM
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Just grab the food and pour into a big bag or somesuch. It is all you can eat. I can give it to hoemless and have meals for a week!



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 10:21 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if you got a free meal at an all-you-can-eat buffet?


You just made the worst business decision of your career.

What would you say if you woke up in the world of cartoons?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 10:27 PM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if you woke up in the world of cartoons?


Duuhh, Be wery wery qwiet, I'm hunting ignorance!


What would you say if you were Adam West from the old Batman T.V. series?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 10:33 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if you were Adam West from the old Batman T.V. series?


Quick Robin! Slide down the Batpole!

(Actual Batman quote)

What would you say if you were given super powers for only 5 minutes?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 10:39 PM
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Do I have the power to give me super powers forever?

What would you say if your cell phones grew legs arms and wings and said it was Guilty Spark 343 and that you are the reclaimer and you have to save halo and the rest of the universe from the flood but it turns out if you activate halo the universe goes kaput so you destroy halo and contineu to fight the flood then you get super armor and start flyign aroudn with a rocket launcher?



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 10:42 PM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if you were given super powers for only 5 minutes?


"Where's Pam Anderson when you need her?.......Oh, right. WHOOSH!"

What would you say if you were a mime?

Cpr12r, do you know how to play?
Answer the question.

[edit on 8/20/2005 by Amorymeltzer]



posted on Aug, 20 2005 @ 10:46 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if you a mime?




What would you say if you could speak to trees?






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