What would you say if...

I'll punish you, just like i punished Rover, your brother!

What would you say if Aliens landed on your lawn and they demanded you go with them?

Ok, but I dont do anal.


What would you say if a snake ate your cat?

1/1 = 1

'least I got a snake now




what would you say if richard simmons was at your front door wearing flipflops?

Not again....

What would you say if your hair tasted like cotton candy?

I'm going to be bald soon!


What would you say if we end this stupid game?

No. I like it


What would you say if you saw an armless and legless man floating in the ocean?

I don't really care



What would you say if monkeys suddenly burst into your home.

[edit on 20-8-2005 by Striker122]

I'd be petrified.



What would you say if i bit your finger?

Harder...


What would you say if you lost 50 dollars?

$#$! !@#$#$ %$#^ Whatever... I'll just take soem moeny from my sister....


What would you say if I showed up in your bathroom at 5 am in the morning in a space suit quoting tom clancy?

Yeah, I really don't care that you're in my bathroom... Quoting Tom Clancy crosses the line. I shall now thump you repeatedly with this broomstick.

What would you say if you were attacked by Padme, my kitten?

No one answered this one...



Hey it's Bob!

What would you say if I suddenly fell through the roof of your house, and crashed on your new plasma screen TV?


[edit on 8/20/2005 by GoldEagle]

cmdr - I'd say "Padme, meet Pandora - GET HER!"



Say hello to my little friend!

What would you say if you got a free meal at an all-you-can-eat buffet?

P.S. - I'm highly successful, w00t!

Just grab the food and pour into a big bag or somesuch. It is all you can eat. I can give it to hoemless and have meals for a week!

You just made the worst business decision of your career.

What would you say if you woke up in the world of cartoons?

Duuhh, Be wery wery qwiet, I'm hunting ignorance!


What would you say if you were Adam West from the old Batman T.V. series?

Quick Robin! Slide down the Batpole!

(Actual Batman quote)

What would you say if you were given super powers for only 5 minutes?

Do I have the power to give me super powers forever?

What would you say if your cell phones grew legs arms and wings and said it was Guilty Spark 343 and that you are the reclaimer and you have to save halo and the rest of the universe from the flood but it turns out if you activate halo the universe goes kaput so you destroy halo and contineu to fight the flood then you get super armor and start flyign aroudn with a rocket launcher?

"Where's Pam Anderson when you need her?.......Oh, right. WHOOSH!"

What would you say if you were a mime?

Cpr12r, do you know how to play? Answer the question.

[edit on 8/20/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

What would you say if you could speak to trees?