posted on Jul, 25 2005 @ 10:28 PM
The Last Action Hero
Originally posted by UM_Gazz
Again I ask... What happened to SO?
Well, I'm not one to go around spreading gossip, but here are some possibilities:
- Groin injury.
- Sued The Incredibles
- Got a job as a traveling insurance salesman.
- Killed on secret mission in Iraq.
- Killed on secret mission in Passaic, NJ.
- Grease fire.
- Ran afoul of Ted Koppel.
- Caught in rain and killed by shrinking tights.
- Was hanging out in the wrong directory at the wrong time.
- Ran away and joined the circus. Then was quickly fired and became successful politician.
- Messed with Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.
- Sex-change operation gone terribly, terribly wrong.
- Steroid overdose and no, it wasn't pretty.
- Voted Republican.
- Assassinated by rival conspiracy site.
- Abducted by aliens. No really. Real ones. Gone. Poof. Buh-bye. Adios.
- Hired away from ATS to become new mascot for New York Yankees.
- Two words: Back Taxes
- Simon said.
Which is the real
story of the fate of our dear masked mascot?