Where Has Our Own Super Hero Gone?

Originally posted by subz
Theres an ATS user called TheRealSkepticOverlord.

Registered on 02/27/05
Never posted anything
Last active: 01/01/70 6:00

Interesting

Originally posted by CPYKOmega
The only similarities I see between "REAL ScepticOverlord" and this page I found is the date that ScepticOverlord registered.

www.belowtopsecret.com...

DEAR DIARY,

something strange happened today at the ATS offices.....i arrived early to do some filing work for simon and SO......the offices were empty apart from some drunk reptillians that were a sleep on the couch in the illuminati library from the party they had in there the night before.......i went down to level '3' to get some more 'binders'.....imagine my shock when i saw the restricted access doors to level 4,5,6,7 and 8 were wide open!!.....the security guards werent at their posts.

i debated for a few minutes wether or not to go inside and have a look...then decided i had to find out what was going on in there.....

after walking down the dimly lit corridoors for a what seemed ages i came to an elevator....i cautiously entered it and selected the 'down' option...the doors slid shut and the lift started to desend......a chill ran down my spine.

when they opened again i was stood in a giant hangar......as far as the eye could see were all manner of flying disks and saucers....i was gob smacked....i can only remember being that shocked back in 1935 when totenham FC actually won a game.

i looked around for a bit and decided my favourite ship was definatley that one from 'flight of the navigatior'....but just as i was about to go inside i heard a noise coming from the other end of the hall......

imagine my suprise as i saw 3 really drunk 'predators' stumble across the hangar and get into a ship!!!...they started it up....went flying forward straight into the back of a parked vrill flying disk!!.....one of the predators wobbled out and politley left what i can only presume was his name and address under the wiper blade of the vrill craft......he then re-boarded his own ship and the craft soared skyward through a hole in the hangar ceilling.

what the hell was going on i wondered?.....i looked in the direction they had come from and saw lights coming from another room......i walked towards it and entered.....

the sight that met my eyes astounded me........there in full swing was a giant party....a phat bass line was banging out of a giant sound system......about 30 imperial stormtroopers came whizzing past me doing the conga!......a group of 'aliens' were sat in a corner booth toking a giant bong......'apollo' from battlestar galactica was chatting up the bird with the 3 boobs from 'Total Recall'...at the bar........Queen Amedala was busting some groovy moves With DA-cruz on the podium!..........Daystar was showing some greys a card trick!......SO was break dancing on the centre stage........and simon was sitting in the VIP lounge having a martini with optimus and some fine honeys from the 'Outer Centuri' volley ball team!

What the hell was going on?????........it was only Fetts birthday party wasnt it!!

apparentley id been invited but i hadnt got my invitation because they were all given out in 'chat' and because im hardly ever in there i hadnt picked it up!!

lesson learned diary.....go into chat a bit more.

night,night dear diary.

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lesson learned diary.....go into chat a bit more.

Originally posted by 9890
Well that was posted by Optimus Fett. I thought it was jokingly. If that is a clue then obviously Optimus is in on it.