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No, Piccard, there are five lights.

"You too can live your dream as a real estate investor starting with no money down!"

Read my lips, no new taxes!

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

XXXX's parents let him stay up until 11!

Wow, boss, that's a great idea! [Hopefully it will get you fired and I'll get your position!]

No, really....It's okay....I don't mind sleeping on the couch

Originally posted by junglejake
No, Piccard, there are five lights.

LMFAO!!!




That was awsome man....

Get the FULL STORY here, on CNN tonight!

OR

Go watch a MOVIE that's where the facts are!

OR

The DEVIL made me do it.......free will!


IX
helen

Originally posted by junglejake
No, Piccard, there are five lights.

That Gul Madred was an Aruba Party Boat DJ. I just know it.

"Yes nurse, i realise that i'm in 'bed 16', but my surname is NOT Smith".

Sanc'

"I love children and would never harm them"

Disclaimer.... that is not a quote from me....

I think we all know who I'm talking about here....

carry on...

Just recently: "Yes officer, that is my current address." *sphincter tightens*


The address on my license is three addresses and five years ago.

Peace

No problem, I don't mind.

"yes... I'll still respect you in the morning"

:shk::shk::shk:

No mom theres no alchohol at the party im going to tonight.

If you do it, I'll be your best friend...

No, it's okay, I'm fine *limp limp limp*...

If there's any problem just call me...

You'd better study your algabraic expressions, you'll need them someday...

This is the most humane way to kill a mouse *THWACK*...

Not tonight, honey, I have a headache...

No officer, I don't know why you pulled me over...

I didn't know my taillight was out, officer...

Yes, officer, that is my current address...

For give me father, for I have sinned, it has been 1 month since my last confession...

I love this sweater...

That color looks great on you...

Just being with my family is the best gift of all...

so, to be frank...

no offense, but...

those jeans look great on you...

That color looks great on you...

The fish was *this* big...

I can quit whenever I want...

That's all I have for now.

Apu

Thank you come again...

[edit on 6/22/2005 by TheRanchMan]

[edit on 6/22/2005 by TheRanchMan]

NAFTA will bring higher paying jobs to Canada

Globalisation is good for the Environment

C02 isn't a Greenhouse gas

Fair and Balanced news

Marijuana is a gateway drug and is equal to Crack and Heroin

Drug Companies just want to heal people

Software Patents are a good idea

The Weaponisation of Space will not happen

Space Exploration is a waste of time and money

Addicts have no one but themselves to blame

[edit on 22-6-2005 by sardion2000]

[edit on 22-6-2005 by sardion2000]

She looked 18 officer, I swear!

No dad, the phone company must've made a mistake. I have no clue how to work around a 900 number block.

similarly
The bank must've made a mistake. I have no clue who (insert porn site or "anonymous" billing agency here) is. I'll call and find out tomorrow.

Those sites are in the history because of all the pop-ups that CNN.com has.

No honey, I don't remember anything about that night. What girl?

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You can be anything you want when you grow up.

I promise, you won't feel a thing.

I only do this because I love you.

This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.

Someday you'll thank me for this.

My personal favorite
Just tell me the truth son, I promise I won't get mad.
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I'm not an addict, I swear.

Those aren't my cigarettes, they're (insert friend they don't really know very well and won't ask.) He/She left them in the car.

One more drink, and then I'll be home honey.

No dad, I have no clue what happened to that six pack you brought home the other night.

I'm not drunk, I promise.

I thought it was

Oeye'ma nop...nop...nnnnooooootttttt dunk, I sare

No Dad it was nate, nuh uh Daddy it was zach.



[edit on 22-6-2005 by Rren]

There's this strange girl calling and I have no Idea who she is..

Back up from the T.V., you'll damage your eyes...

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God...

(in some instances) I love you...

I weigh *insert false age

I am *inseet false age*

the mice love running around on their wheel.