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posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 05:31 AM
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Let's hear 'em.

From It's not you, it's me... to You can have the kitchen of your dreams in as little as three days.

LIAR!




posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 08:43 AM
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This one time...when I was at band camp... Wait a minute, that wasn't me.



posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 08:47 AM
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Ocean front property in Chicago, cheap.



posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 08:52 AM
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No honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat. (even if it did could I say it)



posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 09:30 AM
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.....*smiling*
..... I am good...How are you?....



posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 11:33 AM
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Well I didn't start the fire.



posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 05:08 PM
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I went to the store and I wasn't there.
I didn't even bother to go



posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 05:21 PM
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Use this shampoo and you will have the amazing hair of a movie star! without the need for a personal stylest! and not to mention the aroma of the shampoo will have all the cute guys running to help you with your shopping!

lies lies and more lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 05:24 PM
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Asala don't they already do that for you?


I don't liek you (i say that to a lot of peopel who i actually like)



posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 05:29 PM
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"uh, this came off"



posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 05:36 PM
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I'm sorry.



posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 05:36 PM
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I don't know who broke it. It was like that when I got here.




posted on Jun, 12 2005 @ 06:04 PM
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15. "No one could have imagined them hijacking airplanes."

Of all the lies, this one might be the most annoying. National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice made this claim repeatedly during the summer of 2002. Nevermind that Ramsey Yousef, one of the masterminds of the original attack on the World Trade Center, had his plot to hijack and crash 12 airplanes foiled by U.S. and foreign intelligence agents...in 1995. It was big news then, but apparently didn't make it all the way out to Stanford University. Rice's deceit was completely exposed in 2002 when details of the President's Daily Intelligence Briefing in August 2001 revealed that CIA and other sources warned the administration of just such hijackings. But she is never called on this or other lies when she makes her media rounds.



posted on Jun, 13 2005 @ 01:51 AM
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*Paraphrased, as it represents many different lies that essentially mean the same thing.

"I don't know what you're talking about......."

:bnghd:
:bnghd:


*mumble, grumble........arrr....bet you don't know what YOU'RE talking about........mumble, grumble....
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posted on Jun, 13 2005 @ 05:09 AM
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Drink this beer and you will have sex with hundreds of women. Your vomit will not turn them off one bit. Either will your limp you know. Women will flock to you if you buy this product!





posted on Jun, 13 2005 @ 05:17 PM
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Sticking with the beer theme:

"Budweiser - King of Beers"

How can they have the nerve to tell such a lie when they stole the name of an infinitely superior lager and turned out a cheap tastless product?!

"We know of no other beer which costs so much to brew and age"

Bollocks. It's made from rice. And that's specifically because rice is cheaper than barley.



posted on Jun, 13 2005 @ 05:27 PM
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Looks are not important, it is the inner values that matter.

:bnghd:



posted on Jun, 16 2005 @ 05:56 PM
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Originally posted by paperclip
Looks are not important, it is the inner values that matter.

:bnghd:



In todays society, you couldn't be more right.



posted on Jun, 17 2005 @ 01:03 PM
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*smack* Whoops, I'm sorry...I had a twitch!



posted on Jun, 17 2005 @ 01:11 PM
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Yeah, baby, it's true, I'm a colonel in the Air Force and fly experimental fighters when I'm not down at the shelter helping homeless people or volunteering at the fire department.





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