2024 American Women’s Weightlifting Team

Got this on my phone and think some of the ATS’rs will enjoy the humour. Especially after the controversial winner of the resent Nevada beauty contest.

Is it true, the world has gone bananas due to the Chinese Virus ?

originally posted by: ICycle2

a reply to: ICycle2


Apparently there's the far east, the middle east and the country formerly known as the USA is now called the medium rare east.

I'm considering filing a civil rights action against the state, as I've yet to see a check, and I identify as a lottery winner.

originally posted by: musicismagic
Is it true, the world has gone bananas due to the Chinese Virus ?

There's no shame, if it's just history you flunked.

I can't watch the Olympics if I'm constantly trying to figure out who's a what.

It's just too much on my ADHD and OCD and WTF.

🌈🎖🏋

a reply to: ICycle2

these guys look exactly like i imagine 80% of all ats members do! (with cowboy boots instead of these funky 70s boots of course).

a reply to: oloufo

I go for the black spandex myself.





DB can pull off the Wonder Woman costume like no one else.

a reply to: DAVID64

i see myself somewhere in between these pics but my girlfriend would probably see it differently):

I can't lift as much weight as a perv, in ho duds, with really dark, brittle butt and back hair, that do not behoove a womanly gender argument, seems obvious to me, even to a bird brain, but I do identify with a bald eagle. I'm about to petition the government to annex and build a home in Yellowstone. My personal pronouns are screech screech. I would like to add I demand to use either washroom, snatch little boys and girls bald, if I wish, and poop and pee in whatsoever space I occupy. In addition, all public accommodations must have their roofs removed, for equal access. Go Biden and hail Baphomet, from whom all liberal things flow.

I would win. I just simply identify as someone who lifts more than every other competitor. That's it. I don't even need to prove it. Who are you to say I can't? A HATER?!!!!1!!!

originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: oloufo

I go for the black spandex myself.

DB can pull off the Wonder Woman costume like no one else.

Another opportunity to present DB in his best not gone to waste!

I am going to try out for the team.

The fact that I am not a woman, no longer lift weights and I'm not even American should make me a shoe in.

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

DB can pull off the Wonder Woman costume like no one else.

Another opportunity to present DB in his best not gone to waste!

DB is the reigning dutch dodge ball world champ - here is a pic from his glorious victory over the heathens last year..

originally posted by: Freeborn
I am going to try out for the team.

The fact that I am not a woman, no longer lift weights and I'm not even American should make me a shoe in.

I still identify as someone who lifts more than you.

a reply to: ketsuko

I promise I wouldn't turn my back on your flag....but I might stick my thumbs in my ears, waggle my fingers whilst sticking my tongue out or something equally childish, irrelevant and irreverent.

I will make sure I have my dreadlock implants - no, its not cultural appropriation because I am black at heart - change my name to something unpronounceable that represents my (not)African heritage, wear my rainbow shoelaces and my Lgbtiqcapgngfnba badges and flags with pride whilst taking the knee, giving a NBP salute and mouthing Black Lives Matter.

Beat that!