Please Tell Me This Is Just A Joke...

That image is a fake. But someone actually did vandalize the pentagon!

That's the ATS Wal-Mart, where you can go and cash in all your points.

The actual headquarters is Greater Than Beyond Above Top Secret. Good Luck finding that baby!

Originally posted by Sauron

Originally posted by drbryankkruta
I heard the hooters air line loaned them three hooters stewardesses for this plane is that true
[edit on 23/3/2005 by drbryankkruta]

I believe that to be true I think pesky mentioned it while being interogated

I thought so dang board staffers have all the fun it seems......can we spend points on flying with them ....i would

Do tell simon ....all the dirty details we are waiting...come on now we can handle it .....the hooters girls are going to be at this....no wait old heff is sending some bunnies right.

Originally posted by Jonna
The ATS headquarters consists of a computer hanging out the back of a pillowfort.

What's a pillowfort?

[edit on 05/3/23 by GradyPhilpott]

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
What's a pillowfort?

Think along the lines of this one



...or the ones mentioned in this livejournal, but not to be confused with Fort Pillow.

Doode, thats so wrong. You shouldn't just throw all those gi joe comics on the floor. DOn't you know they ahve to be in mylar bags, taped and seal, with archival quality no-acid paper for backing! And stored in a light tight temperature and humidity controlled box!

Originally posted by SimonGray

Originally posted by dacruz

The funny thing is... I actually have a connection to this oh-so-infamous building.

Simon, please tell us the story! about the NSA building..did you worked there as Non-home-Agent? or as BigBoard adviser? did you designed the website from NSA?

kindest regards

dacruz

Originally posted by Nygdan
Doode, thats so wrong. You shouldn't just throw all those gi joe comics on the floor. DOn't you know they ahve to be in mylar bags, taped and seal, with archival quality no-acid paper for backing! And stored in a light tight temperature and humidity controlled box!

someone loves gi joe me thinks

Originally posted by dacruz

Originally posted by SimonGray

Originally posted by dacruz

The funny thing is... I actually have a connection to this oh-so-infamous building.

Simon, please tell us the story! about the NSA building..did you worked there as Non-home-Agent? or as BigBoard adviser? did you designed the website from NSA?

kindest regards

dacruz

Ha I think you stubeled onto something here ....Simon wasnt a non home agent or big board advisor .....but in fact he is the spy here at ATS everyone has been looking for .....Simon is the goverment infiltrator......lmao

ok I have no clue, but what's new, is this place real.......?!?!?!?!?

Hey i can see my car! thats my crown vic lol im sorry i had too.



[edit on 24-3-2005 by ShadowMan]

It probably exists, but some of the details were probably made in photoshop.

I don' think it's in idaho though, interesting point, that would be sweet if that was ATS server, but it isn't.

I had my dreams about driving the road and seeing an ATS building, but I don't think that's happening

It's a joke...

Originally posted by angeleyes101
ok I have no clue, but what's new, is this place real.......?!?!?!?!?

Which place? the NSA building? Yes thats real.

We all awaiting Simon answer...

see the posts above...

kindest regards

dacruz

How did you get that picture???

That's classified!!!

Be sure to cooperate with the men in dark suits now pulling up to your door....



Man, I knew we were a paranoid bunch but c'mon!
Damn, we have a jet? Why the hell am I paying for plane tickets if I have a Lear to use? Dammit! Did I miss a memo???

You guys are too much...

*goes back to work in his cubicle*

Originally posted by Gazrok
How did you get that picture???

That's classified!!!

Be sure to cooperate with the men in dark suits now pulling up to your door....

Man, I knew we were a paranoid bunch but c'mon!

Damn, we have a jet? Why the hell am I paying for plane tickets if I have a Lear to use? Dammit! Did I miss a memo???

You guys are too much...

*goes back to work in his cubicle*

LMAO Gazrok

common, dont be shy, tell us the truth..you are probably Simons fellow. You probably know the full story. send me the details with u2u

best wishes

dacruz

[edit on 25-3-2005 by dacruz]

Not JUST a plane, a Limo too!

The real ATSHQ is located underground.

There are 10 of these entrances located all around the world.


Each entrance will bring you to a high speed railway platform.


The train will bring you to the secret underground HQ.


Here the upper ATS staff meets with the reptilian race. Together they are plotting to spread disinfo about the NWO.

If you find an entrance do not attempt to open the door. The entrances are not guarded but they are under surveillance. They have scanners that pick up information from the supermarket cards you keep in your pockets. They will track you to your home and nuralize your brain.

Well thought out Umbrax!

but thats not similar with Simon´s plans...no,no I am just kidding

arrghh, I am most curious of Simon´s statement *slaver´s*

You should have seen the old ATS HQ.



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