Hobbit day

Happy hobbit day!

Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were born today, September 22nd.
Bilbo is a hundred and eleventy and Frodo is thirty three making their combined age gross.... 144

It is also my daughters 18th birthday.




Definitely a day for a party, lots of food and to Smokey some weed from the shire.
No really, weed is smoked in the books...
The shire has the best weed...
I’m not sure if it’s just tobacco or something else.. never made too clear by Tolkien.

a reply to: Bluntone22

My favorite Hobbit:

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"Hold up"

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

I want a birthday party so I can say that line.

Merya nostare lyen

Happausan biravhdaausan

originally posted by: chelsdh
I want a birthday party so I can say that line.

Sure, when you're eleventy one.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I don't think I wanna make it to eleventy one.

originally posted by: chelsdh
I don't think I wanna make it to eleventy one.

Not as bad as you think as long as you have a steady supply of stem cells.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Or a steady supply of Hobbit leaf!

a reply to: chelsdh

They do have the good stuff. We could all learn a thing or two from the hobbits. They just spend all day stoned with the munchies eating like 10 breakfasts complete with wine and beer and #. By the end of the day, when they're eating their ten dinners they're just blitzed outta their tree watching gandalf do epic magic #.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Time for second breakfast!

Huzzah!

'Taters precious? What's taters?'

Ah...Long-bottom leaf...the finest pipe-weed in the South Farthing. Bless those Hobbits!

a reply to: chris_stibrany

"PO-TA-TOES. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew".

I say that o my kids all the time and they look at me like I turned into Gollum. Makes me sad.

Hehe I love that scene.

I do a fairly good Gollum impression. My wife loves it. Especially when I wake her up with it hahaha

If only life could be more like LOTR in the Shire Minus the invading black riders and orcs.


a reply to: chelsdh

a reply to: chris_stibrany

That’s great! Sounds like a stellar way to wake up! Especially if you can do his tantrum.

originally posted by: chelsdh
I say that o my kids all the time and they look at me like I turned into Gollum.

The supermodel Gollum from Ted 2?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

no. This.


One of my favorite scenes from the movies.

a reply to: chelsdh

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thanks. I haven't seen that movie, but that was a description of her eyes!

a reply to: chelsdh

There's another scene where Ted calls her Gollum and she asks Wahlberg's character who that is and he says 'some super model'.