61 Years Old Nun Got Pregnant After Eating 12 Lbs of Bull Testicles

originally posted by: TortoiseKweek
Maybe she sprinkled it with "Mrs. H.S. Ball's Original Recipe Chutney" (that's real, look it up), and nobody told her how good "Mrs. Balls" chutney really was, so she over indulged?

But likey not Chocolate salty balls.

If the kid comes out with horns...she's probably finished at the Nunnery.

a reply to: Trueman

Another viral thing crossing the species barrier!

LOL

This miraculous pregnancy looks like a case of 'Bovine Intervention'.

I'm dyin' here.

Goodnight...
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

originally posted by: ketsuko
Oh, man! What I wouldn't give for Mythbusters to still be on the air ...

After all, they tested the sun of a gun myth, so why not this one?

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I don't think you need Mythbusters for this one...

That’s just bovine excrement!
Thank goodness!
Because...if dead, cooked, interspecies semen could impregnate an elderly, ‘eggless’ nun, then young women would surely be doomed from live, raw, same species semen! 🤦‍♀️

Posting for a friend! 🙄

a reply to: Trueman

Fancy a vicar having the name of Mr 12lb of Bull Testicles.... 😀

a reply to: Trueman

At least we now know where minotaur's come from and that they my be holy!!! who would have known??

a reply to: Iscool

No one does, but I'm imagining watching them do it which would be hilariocity in and of itself.

Really? Did anyone actually think son of a gun was legit either?

Nope... the nun had some sex and the sex bit back

a reply to: Trueman

This nun has a lot of balls...trying to convince people this is how she got preggers.


...I'm here all week, folks.

Is she in the Habit of lying?

a reply to: DBCowboy

IDK...but I hear she's been put in charge of choosing balls at the convent's Friday Night Bingo.

a reply to: Trueman

If not for the 61 years old part, getting pregnant after consuming a dozen something is quite common. A good friend of mine got pregnant by her soon-to-be (at the time) ex-husband after consuming a dozen shots of tequila!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Is she in the Habit of lying?

I think it took a lot of Testicular Fortitude for her to come forward with her story.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Is she in the Habit of lying?

I think it took a lot of Testicular Fortitude for her to come forward with her story.

That’s hard to swallow.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Is she in the Habit of lying?

I think it took a lot of Testicular Fortitude for her to come forward with her story.

As for testicular fortitude, she has nun.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Is she in the Habit of lying?

I think it took a lot of Testicular Fortitude for her to come forward with her story.

That’s hard to swallow.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. --W.C. FIELDS

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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Is she in the Habit of lying?

I think it took a lot of Testicular Fortitude for her to come forward with her story.

As for testicular fortitude, she has nun.

Nunsense.