61 Years Old Nun Got Pregnant After Eating 12 Lbs of Bull Testicles

Once in a while I like to make this kind of thread, just to divert you all from political news. Lets see how far it goes before a mod kill it.

On the way back to the monastery, the nuns stopped for dinner at an all-you-can-eat buffet specializing in local cuisine.

Sister Mary-Gertrude says she succumbed to gluttony after tasting a succulent local dish called Rockie Mountain oysters.

Just read what she said : “It was called oysters and tasted like fried chicken but better! I chugged down six huge platefuls in a row and couldn’t stop.”

worldnewsdailyreport.com...

Oh, man! What I wouldn't give for Mythbusters to still be on the air ...

After all, they tested the sun of a gun myth, so why not this one?

Uhhhh….I don't THINK so!!!

LOL!!

ROFLMAO!!! **snort**

Preggers by bull balls???

Bull$#!*

ABOUT US World News Daily Report is an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. Our News Team is composed of award winning Christian, Muslim and Jewish journalists, retired Mossad agents and veterans of the Israeli Armed Forces. We are based in Tel Aviv since 1988 where are published more then 200,000 copies of our Daily Report paper edition everyday.

Seems legit.

ETA: Their tagline says "Where facts don't matter"

Neat Onion ripoff

originally posted by: StallionDuck
Preggers by bull balls???

Bull$#!*

Takes BS to a whole new level, LMAO!

originally posted by: eXia7

ABOUT US World News Daily Report is an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. Our News Team is composed of award winning Christian, Muslim and Jewish journalists, retired Mossad agents and veterans of the Israeli Armed Forces. We are based in Tel Aviv since 1988 where are published more then 200,000 copies of our Daily Report paper edition everyday.

Seems legit.

ETA: Their tagline says "Where facts don't matter"

Neat Onion ripoff

Yeah.

Oh. That is funny! Thanks for making me laugh!

originally posted by: TortoiseKweek

originally posted by: StallionDuck
Preggers by bull balls???

Bull$#!*

Takes BS to a whole new level, LMAO!

OMG.

She kept coming back for more.

Seed what I did there?

Holy Ball's who would have expected an outcome like this! I call bull poop on this

a reply to: Trueman

I guess those bull testicles can be habit forming.

Might have been an immooculate conception.

12 lbs. of testicles in one sitting?
This sister must've been BULLimic.

Hello?...Is this thing on?

Maybe she sprinkled it with "Mrs. H.S. Ball's Original Recipe Chutney" (that's real, look it up), and nobody told her how good "Mrs. Balls" chutney really was, so she over indulged?

So, are they saying that she got pregnant by a BJ? Bull Jewels.

Helluva Last Supper.

I can eat quite a bit, but could never eat twelve pounds of anything. Maybe five pounds max. and I would definitely be sick off of that. The thing I can eat the most of at one time is fish, I can possibly eat five pounds of fish, as long as it is not a greasy fish like trout or salmon.

I wonder if she asked if that restaurant also has Delivery.

originally posted by: rickymouse
So, are they saying that she got pregnant by a BJ? Bull Jewels.

Guess she's technically still a virgin, then.

I wonder how many camel testes Mary swallowed?