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Man Teaching Dog how to Drive Arrested

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posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 10:39 AM
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So for one second of brevity in these tough times, a funny story:




Axtman said that as officers gave chase, they got close to the vehicle -- a 1996 Buick -- and were shocked to see a pit bull in the driver's seat and a man steering and pushing the gas pedal from the passenger side.


I didn't know teaching your dog how to drive was a thing. I mean, I can see a 14 year old kid in a parking lot but come on...

Dog Driving




posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 10:40 AM
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a reply to: ColoradoJens

It didn't say, was the dog using proper turn signal etiquette and safe following distances?



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 10:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColoradoJens

It didn't say, was the dog using proper turn signal etiquette and safe following distances?


Well, it did say the bitch was driving over 100 mph so I doubt it.



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 10:49 AM
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a reply to: ColoradoJens

Gonna start a GoFundMe for the pooch, it could use a chauffeur's hat and some driving gloves.



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 10:50 AM
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I mean, the dog was probably sober.



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 10:51 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColoradoJens

Gonna start a GoFundMe for the pooch, it could use a chauffeur's hat and some driving gloves.


I just have to point out, of course it was a 1996 Buick.



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 11:03 AM
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Just what I needed to lift my mood today!
Thanks



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: ColoradoJens

At least this dog can use the steering wheel!


edit on 31-3-2020 by Sookiechacha because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 11:19 AM
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originally posted by: ColoradoJens

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColoradoJens

It didn't say, was the dog using proper turn signal etiquette and safe following distances?


Well, it did say the bitch was driving over 100 mph so I doubt it.


That's like 700 mph in "dog speed"



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 11:19 AM
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originally posted by: Sookiechacha
a reply to: ColoradoJens

At least this dog can use the steering wheel!



That little fella is awesome! I guess i was wrong!



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 11:19 AM
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originally posted by: ColeYounger

originally posted by: ColoradoJens

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColoradoJens

It didn't say, was the dog using proper turn signal etiquette and safe following distances?


Well, it did say the bitch was driving over 100 mph so I doubt it.


That's like 700 mph in "dog speed"


HA!



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 12:41 PM
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a reply to: Sookiechacha
Now teach him doing load shifts on a dog boned sequential transmission.



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 12:42 PM
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He should have gotten the dog a learners permit before teaching the dog to drive. The poor dog will never be able to take his friends out in the car alone now.



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 12:44 PM
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a reply to: ColoradoJens

Does anyone have a picture of this? Like a bodycam shot? This would also make a killer album cover.



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 01:07 PM
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24 hours later and this screams April Fools......



posted on Mar, 31 2020 @ 03:01 PM
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originally posted by: 0010110011101
24 hours later and this screams April Fools......


It's actually code for something.



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