mod

How do people become a mod? is it personal relationships with Springer or some other system?


are new ones ever made?

Well now you've disqualified yourself.

Rule #1? Or 2?

penroc, you look like a moderator, a wise old moderator just sittin in that there chair with a calabash and a martini

if ever I saw one

Went to sleep one night. Felt a pinch. Woke up in a hood and couldn't see a thing.

Think maybe somebody put me down a waterslide or something.

Mild recollections of an oath.

Woke up the next day in a cinderblock room chained to this desk.

That was a decade ago.

a reply to: BoscoMoney

Both, and a case can probably be made for Rule 4 too.

a reply to: Hefficide

Bwa ahahahahahahahaaaaa¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a reply to: Hefficide

WTH?! You got a cinderblock AND a desk?! All I got was a crappy rusty chain that probably gave me tetanus, and a cheap ass blanket. Not even a chair.

a reply to: Zaphod58

That's because you peed in Springer's shot glass during the mind-wipe.

You should be thanking me Nancy Pelosi's bathroom hidden cam isn't in front of your chair. That was discussed.

TheRedneck

originally posted by: penroc3
How do people become a mod? is it personal relationships with Springer or some other system?


are new ones ever made?

I hereby make you a MOD



Send a check too.....

edit: as a mod, you can now fix that bug that won't allow you to retrieve STARS & FLAGS..🙄
you still didn't ask them to fix it.

a reply to: TheRedneck

That's what happens when you guys try to slip me the cheap crap and keep the good stuff for yourselves. It was well deserved. It's not my fault I got the wrong glass though.

a reply to: Zaphod58

Cheap? I procured that stuff myself. 100% Army surplus from 1936, approved by some guy named Rej Ected. I think he was from somewhere in the Middle East.

And I even wiped the needle clean on my shirt for you...

TheRedneck

The worst part is that twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred, sixty five days a year they've been piping "Don't Worry, Be Happy" into my cell at high volume.

Sometimes somebody blinks my lights in rhythm with the music.

If I ever am freed or escape I'm going to find Bobby McFerrin, walk up to him, hug him, break down in tears, thank him for being my only friend.

Then I'm going to punch him in the no no zone.

a reply to: TheRedneck

It took me weeks to get rid of that infection. Even with antibiotics. You need to find that guy. I think his rotgut caused me to lose sight in one ear, and hearing in one eye.

a reply to: Hefficide

You done died and gone to hell!

I'd rather have fire and brimstone.

a reply to: Hefficide

I'd apologize for that, but it's too funny to stop. You should see your eye twitch every time it starts again.

a reply to: Zaphod58

I tried, but the guy at the DoD just kept laughing at me...

TheRedneck

originally posted by: Hefficide

.......That was a decade ago.

You must be one of the lucky ones if you can still do time.

a reply to: penroc3

people becom mod - because they have not got what it takes to be a rocker