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posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 05:01 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape
One of the qualifications is that the candidate needs to be old enough to understand that joke.




posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 06:03 AM
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I'll have you know I'm younger than Methuselah.

Except for my knees...my knees are older, much, much older.



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 07:14 AM
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a reply to: ignorant_ape

I was rocking bees outside of Tethelin in EQOA a good seven years before I was modding here...

Wait, what was the question again?



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 07:17 AM
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a reply to: penroc3

You don't want the gig, it's a lonely and thankless job. You mostly go around screaming at people in BLIND PERSON FONT and then asking them not to talk to you.



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 07:18 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Jokes on you, I don't even know how to font.

Please do not reply to this message.



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 07:19 AM
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Ask DToM. I've been on the winning end of a couple three of those.



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 09:23 AM
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allot Of great reply’s here.

I’m not even sure how to reply them.

I was just wondering how the back end of this site works honestly, some of us here really spend allot of time here for one reason or another and I have noticed that mods don’t change or as far as I remember (atleast in my areas of interest here

I’m was a mod at another more ....adult... site about urban horticulture so I know the work that goes along with the the job.

I’m on my phone so I’ll have to re read and reply a bit better and more personal.


But so far this I already got a good laugh out of this thread



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 09:51 AM
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Question answered

Thread closed








I’ve always wanted to do that 🤪



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 09:53 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Thread reopened.

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posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:01 AM
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posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:01 AM
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a reply to: penroc3

As an internet expert in mods, or (as the Dutch say) Bossy McBossyFace, I am uniquely able to answer your question.

Mods are made in several places around the globe. Currently, most mods are made in a small lab in Wuhan, China.

But the current president (his name is Howard Taft or something) wants mods made in America again.

It would be a boon to the coal industry and cheese manufacturing.

Mods are also recognized in public because they do that double-jointed thing with their fingers that looks so creepy. I know it's not "actually" creepy and I can't do it, but how do they really do that? I know it's not actually a "double joint" because that would be silly to have twice as many joints. Maybe it's a tendon thing.

Tendonitis is also a very painful condition and that's why you should always warm up before exercising. But if you don't exercise then there's really nothing to worry about.

Why are we always talking about exercising?

It's because I'm fat. . . isn't it!



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:04 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Well.... your vet did say you needed exercise and a special diet.....



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:08 AM
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originally posted by: Zaphod58
a reply to: DBCowboy

Well.... your vet did say you needed exercise and a special diet.....


I've cut back to 4 meatloafs a day.

I'm already down to 4 chins. I'm wasting away, like a frail little leaf.




posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:09 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You still have more Chins than Wuhan.



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:11 AM
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a reply to: Zaphod58

I thought he said "neutered"... oops, sorry, forgot that was our secret.

DBCowboy, do not read this post.

TheRedneck



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:13 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm suspecting you of stealing my club's provisions as your secret stash you hide from your vet... Stop it already, I already have enough lacks of everything to begin with...



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:32 AM
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The first rule of MOD club, is you do NOT talk about MOD club!



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:33 AM
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originally posted by: Wookiep
The first rule of MOD club, is you do NOT talk about MOD club!


The second rule of Mod Club is never to Pilates right after eating at Taco Bell.



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:35 AM
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Guys...

I did mention that I'm locked in a torture room right? Anyone consider a wellness check???

This is exactly like my second honeymoon all over again.



posted on Mar, 25 2020 @ 10:35 AM
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a reply to: Hefficide

You shut up and get back you work. At least you have a desk to hide under when it rains.




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