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My new political party! The CobaltCPD party!

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posted on Feb, 1 2020 @ 11:45 PM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CobaltCPD

Ummm. . . . so basically, guns and no fat chicks.

Sounds like my fraternity in college.

(Go Delta Chi!)


You seem more fitting as an I ATE SOME PIE .. and I'm totally on board.. mmmm



I prefer key lime😥



That Sigma means Sum or summation in Math and Science.

Nerd central:
www.mathsisfun.com...

Give me cherry pie!


edit on 1-2-2020 by Justoneman because: (no reason given)




posted on Feb, 1 2020 @ 11:54 PM
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a reply to: Justoneman

Lol..

But no.

I deleted that post..
Didn't come out like wanted to state.

This is the way.



posted on Feb, 1 2020 @ 11:54 PM
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originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: putnam6
a reply to: CobaltCPD

My ex wife married me cause I am hung like a plate ..



Did she leave you for the same reason?


I heard she got mad and got on her plate and rode outta town.



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:00 AM
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a reply to: CobaltCPD

I just want my trans-lesbian son to grow up in a world where he can defend his pot fields with .50 machine guns and AT-4 shoulder fired rockets.



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:01 AM
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originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: CobaltCPD

I just want my trans-lesbian son to grow up in a world where he can defend his pot fields with .50 machine guns and AT-4 shoulder fired rockets.


It will come to pass.

Vote for me for supreme leader!



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:21 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: Justoneman

Lol..

But no.

I deleted that post..
Didn't come out like wanted to state.

This is the way.

Just a slight tweak.
You do well in my estimation, BigB.



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:32 AM
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WellAOC got in so you are a good chance
Stupid gains votes evidently



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:48 AM
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originally posted by: caterpillage
Cars can no longer get breaks? They will wear out super fast under your rule.


Totally. Careful, cars without breaks will form a union and jab back. Harsh working conditions.



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 01:31 AM
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a reply to: CobaltCPD

Hello.
Is there any provision, on your platform: to ban The Chicken-Dance from all weddings ?

Will Canadians continue to have the right, and privilege: to not vote in your elections ?



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 03:53 AM
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a reply to: Nothin

As long as me and my ex-military buddies can take over a defunct motel and mount .50 cals all over the place and set up a perimeter of claymores and bouncing betty mines. And also set up a handful of CIWS mounts, and drive Mad Max style vehicles blasting Symphonic Metal while fighting for control over water.. and wait.. is this going where I think it's going?



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 04:37 AM
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originally posted by: putnam6
a reply to: CobaltCPD

My ex wife married me cause I am hung like a plate ..



I dunno where you are from, but we stack plates here... you hang 'em? Yikes!!



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 05:23 AM
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posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:05 PM
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originally posted by: Raggedyman
WellAOC got in so you are a good chance
Stupid gains votes evidently


If you think their is someone I can't outstupid u r wrong.

Vote for me!



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:06 PM
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originally posted by: Nothin
a reply to: CobaltCPD

Hello.
Is there any provision, on your platform: to ban The Chicken-Dance from all weddings ?

Will Canadians continue to have the right, and privilege: to not vote in your elections ?


Chicken dance will be banned from all weddings. Graduation from school will have mandatory chicken dances.

Canadians will of course have the right to vote in our elections or not....however under no circumstances shall their votes be counted!



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:09 PM
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originally posted by: AutomateThis1
a reply to: Nothin

As long as me and my ex-military buddies can take over a defunct motel and mount .50 cals all over the place and set up a perimeter of claymores and bouncing betty mines. And also set up a handful of CIWS mounts, and drive Mad Max style vehicles blasting Symphonic Metal while fighting for control over water.. and wait.. is this going where I think it's going?


You can but from that point on my secondary title shall be the Ayatollah of RockARolla!

Also I expect all claymores to be actual swords and bouncing betty's must be renamed unless you can find a minemaker who is actually named betty.

You will not have to actually mount .50 cals to the motel as all motel will now require them mandatory.

Also the symphonic metal shall play, however every fourth track will be Groove Metal i.e. Pantera cuz we need songs chicks can dance too.
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posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 12:10 PM
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originally posted by: okrian

originally posted by: caterpillage
Cars can no longer get breaks? They will wear out super fast under your rule.


Totally. Careful, cars without breaks will form a union and jab back. Harsh working conditions.


Hadn't thought of that. All cars will be automatically enrolled in a union. However it will be a non-car union thus not representing their interests!



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 05:00 PM
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originally posted by: CobaltCPD

You can but from that point on my secondary title shall be the Ayatollah of RockARolla!

Also I expect all claymores to be actual swords and bouncing betty's must be renamed unless you can find a minemaker who is actually named betty.

You will not have to actually mount .50 cals to the motel as all motel will now require them mandatory.

Also the symphonic metal shall play, however every fourth track will be Groove Metal i.e. Pantera cuz we need songs chicks can dance too.




I will personally see to it that all my claymores swing swords, and I will personally find a boy and name him Betty, and train him in the ways of minemaking. Actually, I'll also put him in charge of R&D of minemaking so he and my fellow child soldiers can make a name for themselves.



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 05:25 PM
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a reply to: AutomateThis1

I will officially give his mines first crack at becoming the new standardized mine of the sitting military.

Oh yeah, military will no longer be standing, but sitting.

VOTE FOR ME!!!



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 09:37 PM
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a reply to: CobaltCPD

Yes! He will bring honor to us all



posted on Feb, 2 2020 @ 10:23 PM
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originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: putnam6
a reply to: CobaltCPD

My ex wife married me cause I am hung like a plate ..



Did she leave you for the same reason?


Pretty sure by that time she thought I was another part of the plate's anatomy



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