My new political party! The CobaltCPD party!

I am proposing my own political party founded on stone cold logic and reason. My party believes in....

Banning all guns...beneath 50 caliber...and legalizing artillery and explosives. Go big or go home.
Banning abortion, and legalizing infanticide 5 and under.
Banning non-smoking.
Banning condoms unless ur fat, then their mandatory. At all times.
Illegal aliens are now legal. All legal aliens automatically lose citizenship.
Food shall be poison free. Water however will have a 50-50 change of containing poison.
Any religion older than a citizen is should be banned.
Chainsaws and Flamethrowers are mandatory for all high schoolers.
Cars will no longer require breaks.
All coal mining is to be solar powered.
Horses will now be referred to as plates.
Plates will be called horses. I.e. Hand me that horse of spaghetti.
Voting for other parties are banned unless they are as awesome as I am!

Anyway vote smart! Vote CobaltCPD for supreme emperor

a reply to: CobaltCPD

My ex wife married me cause I am hung like a plate ..

a reply to: putnam6

Brilliant.

Oh yeah! Vote for me!

a reply to: CobaltCPD

"Cars will no longer require breaks"

a reply to: Bigburgh

I'm beginning to get the urge to add to my political parties platform. Bigburgh, you might end up being the head of my DOT. First order is to enforce our new drunk driving rules, drunk driving is still illegal, but so is sober driving. All driving from here on shall be tipsy.

a reply to: CobaltCPD

Ummm. . . . so basically, guns and no fat chicks.

Sounds like my fraternity in college.

(Go Delta Chi!)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CobaltCPD

Ummm. . . . so basically, guns and no fat chicks.

Sounds like my fraternity in college.

(Go Delta Chi!)

TRI DELTA...
I did

a reply to: DBCowboy

I approve this message.

Vote for me!

a reply to: CobaltCPD

Funny. I was telling a friend not too long ago that i would happily turn in my guns in exchange for legalizing RPG's and FGM-148 Javelin shoulder fire missiles.

Ma

Cars can no longer get breaks? They will wear out super fast under your rule.

originally posted by: caterpillage
Cars can no longer get breaks? They will wear out super fast under your rule.

Nah. That is just a myth.

The real fun is the new drunk driving rules, drunk driving is still illegal, but so is sober driving. All driving from here on shall be tipsy.

Vote for me!

Burn the bra’s, ban alcohol, make weed mandatory! Shrooms on the Sabath. Bloody Sabath...

Build your platform better, or I’ll run!!!!!!

originally posted by: caterpillage
Cars can no longer get breaks? They will wear out super fast under your rule.

Edit: it will buff out.

originally posted by: TexasTruth
Burn the bra’s, ban alcohol, make weed mandatory! Shrooms on the Sabath. Bloody Sabath...

Build your platform better, or I’ll run!!!!!!

I accept ur policies and offer you the role of advisor.

All bra size C and smaller shall be burned. Beer is banned but liquor is still legal. Weed is mandatory when sitting. Every third sabbath shall be a shroom sabbath.

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: caterpillage
Cars can no longer get breaks? They will wear out super fast under your rule.

What a fine sunday driver.

a reply to: CobaltCPD

Yep..

Moving right along.

Clever.

But you're nuckin futs.

~Namaste

originally posted by: SonOfTheLawOfOne
Clever.

But you're nuckin futs.

~Namaste

Thanks! Vote for me!

originally posted by: putnam6
a reply to: CobaltCPD

My ex wife married me cause I am hung like a plate ..

Did she leave you for the same reason?