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Bestest most awesomest movie evah!

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posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 03:48 PM
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I came across this movie and realized I have finally found the cinematic pinnacle.

I now present to you.... Velocipastor...

“ After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.



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posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 03:55 PM
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Oh my! Your synopsis was so fantastic, sounds like a perfect Saturday. Lol I know Ima gonna watch it.

ETA yep, that was fantastic
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lol the orange t shirt...priceless
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posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 04:00 PM
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Here is another awesome movie you would love I am sure..
Same budget even perhaps


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posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 04:02 PM
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Lol that more of a nostalgic piece..reminds me of Saturday morning shows in the USA in the early 70s..

ok maybe not...omgvthats some dancing
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posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 04:02 PM
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Bollywood needs a category all to its own.



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 04:22 PM
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I love bad cinema. We have "bad movie night" twice per month.

Check out Turkish Star Wars!
The Turkish superhero movies are all magnificently horrible.

And of course there's a near endless supply of old F-grade sci fi flicks.
This one is also spectacular:
youtu.be...
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posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 04:30 PM
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I've been watching too many cooking YouTubes lately. I keep wanting to make this Veloci al Pastor about cooking al pastor tacos out of velociraptors.

Not sure how that would work out.



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 07:19 PM
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originally posted by: Spacespider
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Here is another awesome movie you would love I am sure..
Same budget even perhaps


My knees hurt after watching that rubber legs dance on that video. Spider woman was hot until she started singing with that high pitch voice. Must be the curry.



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 07:25 PM
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a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime...


She knows how. Great therapist. Pure street wisdom. The real hero of the movie.



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 08:02 PM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
I came across this movie and realized I have finally found the cinematic pinnacle.

I now present to you.... Velocipastor...

“ After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.




Watched that last night with my daughter. We both laughed quite a few times. Stupid as can be but still funny.



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 12:23 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22

“ After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.



Looks like '___' is popular in Hollywood again. I'm seeing at least four sequels in this.



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 02:29 AM
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My atheism is now cured.




posted on Jan, 20 2020 @ 12:44 AM
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Creature Feature. Saturday afternoons. It's where I saw the original Godzilla. Rodan. My favorite, and one I'd like to see redone, was Reptilicus.

Reptilicus.




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