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MISQUITOES!

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posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 12:43 PM
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Misquitoes,

You float like a feather fu##ers! I can’t step one foot outside without an onslaught of your oppression! You want my blood, my livelihood — at any cost. Even the cost of your own pathetic life.

You serve no purpose to our eco system. You are merely a part of the food chain. Bats, birds, fish frogs and turtles — feast on these little bastards remains. Eat them all, until your belly explodes with misquito pain.

Oh wait, just as I speak, hang on, got to grab the spray. Damnit, fu##er got away...

That’s right, I’ve got repellent to keep you away. 2 electric misquito swatters to watch you explode all day. Also have a Raid spray to drop your a$$ out of the sky. Then I watch your nerves twitch till you die!

You drive me bat sh!t crazy morning and night. That’s right, this will be a fight. But at the end of the day, it will be me you see before you die!!! 😡




posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 12:44 PM
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a reply to: KKLOCO

They are literally killing people here in MI.
EEE they call it. It's killed at least 4 people here this year.
Scary stuff.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 12:47 PM
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a reply to: o0oTOPCATo0o

This girl is awesome! Kill them all!!!




posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 01:02 PM
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Rub dryer sheets on your body. Sounds crazy but it works.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 01:05 PM
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originally posted by: willzilla
Rub dryer sheets on your body. Sounds crazy but it works.


Gotta be better than Deet. That crap dries the hell out of my skin.

Bought some organic spray at Costco this year. That felt good on the skin, but it did not repel the little bastards good enough.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 01:16 PM
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originally posted by: o0oTOPCATo0o
a reply to: KKLOCO

They are literally killing people here in MI.
EEE they call it. It's killed at least 4 people here this year.
Scary stuff.


Hey.... It's only 30% fatal to Humans. It's crazy that there is something like that.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: KKLOCO

I hate those misquoting mosquitoes.

Misquitoes.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 01:31 PM
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originally posted by: Oraculi
a reply to: KKLOCO

I hate those misquoting mosquitoes.

Misquitoes.



FAKE INSECTS. Totally disingenuous.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 01:54 PM
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I recently had to us the butt of my shotgun to beat a mosquito the size of a '74 Buick station-wagon.
He ate the dingo that ate my baby.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 02:28 PM
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a reply to: KKLOCO

Call Mosquito Joe. They can come spray your yard and GUARANTEE you won't have mosquitos, fleas, or ticks.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 03:33 PM
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a reply to: o0oTOPCATo0o

We have had spraying here in Rhode Island because of the EEE. One day we got an alert on our phone about when they would be spraying the area and to stay indoors if possible. Chemicals suck, but so does death. I hate mosquitos with a passion!



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 03:50 PM
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originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: KKLOCO

Call Mosquito Joe. They can come spray your yard and GUARANTEE you won't have mosquitos, fleas, or ticks.


If you don't want to pay for a service use this stuff called wondercide.

It works, I could be a sales person for that company. It repels ticks too, but it allows for pollinators.
The bottle is a little pricey but I swear the coverage lasted us until we got two weeks of rain.

Zero mosquito bites and zero ticks on my dog & we live in the woods.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 04:47 PM
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originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: KKLOCO

Call Mosquito Joe. They can come spray your yard and GUARANTEE you won't have mosquitos, fleas, or ticks.


If you don't want to pay for a service use this stuff called wondercide.

It works, I could be a sales person for that company. It repels ticks too, but it allows for pollinators.
The bottle is a little pricey but I swear the coverage lasted us until we got two weeks of rain.

Zero mosquito bites and zero ticks on my dog & we live in the woods.


Thank you!

No price is too high to pay — to keep misquitoes out of my day! 😁



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: KKLOCO

It is 100000% worth it, and it smells good too.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 06:15 PM
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a reply to: JAGStorm

disclaimer, I bought into a franchise about 4 years ago. It's been doing fantastic and it really works. There are a few chemicals out there that do what is needed. The one's we use need a license. But we spray every 21 days and our customers are mosquito free, and we guarantee it. I have a swamp behind my house and barn, so I figured if it worked here, it wold work anywhere.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 06:44 PM
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originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: KKLOCO

It is 100000% worth it, and it smells good too.


Even better! I’m on it!

It’s amazing how resilient these little fu##ers are. Live up to two months — and hibernate throughout the winter.

I can’t do the one on one combat anymore. Thanks for the suggestion!



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 06:46 PM
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a reply to: network dude

Thanks ND! I appreciate the advice. I’m going to try Jag’s less expensive route. If it doesn’t work, I’ll be calling your company. 🍻



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 06:48 PM
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originally posted by: Oraculi
a reply to: KKLOCO

I hate those misquoting mosquitoes.

Misquitoes.



Yes, I’m a dumbass. I’m getting too old. Puts head back in sand....



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 06:51 PM
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a reply to: KKLOCO

It will be a local franchise. If you call them, please let me know how the experience went.



posted on Oct, 8 2019 @ 06:55 PM
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a reply to: network dude

Will do. Thanks for the advice.

I’ve got about an 8k sq. ft. lot. What do you estimate the cost of that being?



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