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The mysterious case of the mysterious mystery potatoes mystery

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posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 12:43 PM
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a reply to: Woodcarver

I've tried salt and pepper, and you know what that accomplishes? A pile of salt and pepper flavored mush.




posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 12:44 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Well that’s definitely a mistery you’ll only see in America.

What a timeline to be experiencing, folks.


edit on 14/4/2019 by vinifalou because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 12:46 PM
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Maybe the victims are all golfers?

Know your meme...

It's apparently a thing.



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 12:55 PM
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Next time bring a double order of gravy. In the South gravy is food group unto it’s own.



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 01:03 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Margarine?!?!?!

Those bastids!!!

Come here from across the Universe and *mutters to self while walking away* not even have the decency to use real butter! Lousy big eyed sons a bi...



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 01:08 PM
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posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 01:12 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Now we're getting to the meatless potatoes about it, I'm starting to see the crime here. Without gravy or cheese, butter, bacon shows intent to dull ones taste buds.

Is this atrocity committed by those symbolizing the blandness of whitey, or is it whitey who is attempting to symbolize making America white "again".



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 01:27 PM
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I have a potato gun and I don't need to cook and mash potatoes to terrorize anyone with potatoes.


It isn't semiautomatic so they can't ban it. Better than a bean bag gun for stopping criminals.
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posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 02:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




they might have used margarine instead of butter


Good god, WTF is wrong with people??



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 02:29 PM
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You fools! Your all concentrating on the mash spuds, it's the bowls you should be looking at.
They might be the new Alexa style things. Whoever is doing this wants you to take the bowls in your houses then the FBI, CIA, an all them can listen in to your eating habits.
It's the bowls I tell you.



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 02:57 PM
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But no gravy, how uncivilized. Must be an alien or perhaps aliens. Illegal or intergalactic aliens. Has to be.





posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 03:01 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Add cheese, cream, and thinly sliced spring onion while mashing, you'll never look back!
😬



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 03:05 PM
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Mashed potatoes without gravy is a cardinal sin!



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 03:32 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

They're probably trying to attract Badgers



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 04:00 PM
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originally posted by: SprocketUK
a reply to: DBCowboy

They're probably trying to attract Badgers


Makes sense.

Badgers running amok through the neighborhood would lower home values.

Look for people trying to buy houses on the cheap!



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 06:10 PM
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originally posted by: SerenTheUniverse
a reply to: ketsuko

Add cheese, cream, and thinly sliced spring onion while mashing, you'll never look back!
😬


I tried that too. I had to add an entire Shepherd's Pie underneath them in order to make them tolerable. I have long sense given up. I have concluded that the potato is a noble vegetable that can be prepared in a variety of wonderful ways, so why destroy it by removing all texture and flavor from it so that it must be supported by outside ingredients?



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 06:41 PM
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So they appeared in our dimension


Nice bowls or plastic throw aways?



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 06:43 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

I don't think anyone has eaten any of the mashed 'taters yet.

It could be poisoned and they might have used margarine instead of butter.

Early reports also indicate that there were no bacon sprinkles on them either.



What absolute savages eat mashed potatoes without bacon crumbles? The horror!



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 06:46 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Free mashed potatoes eh, why am I not surprised your big girth would be all over this story.



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 07:14 PM
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originally posted by: SerenTheUniverse
a reply to: ketsuko

Add cheese, cream, and thinly sliced spring onion while mashing, you'll never look back!
😬

Do it with baked potato's, scoop out, mix as noted above, then fill the skins back up, sprinkle generously with cheddar, and pop back into the oven for a few


I also agree with others..gravy if not doing potato boats.







 
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