Why ATS has gone MAGA crazy and has ruined the interwebz

I am so sick of politics on ATS!

There is no conspiracy here!

Trump is evil and Hillary was awesome! Why does ATS still pander to the evil people who want things like a Constitution?

If I had a pair of socks as old as the Constitution, I would change them because you should always change your socks. And the Constitution is America's socks.

And it has holes in them and smell bad.

And guns. Why do we need clip-guns which are weapons of war because you only shoot people in war.

If Trump hadn't had been elected, we'd have less statues to hurt people! ATS is responsible for statues and Trump.

So thanks a lot, ATS for statues and Trump.

And why is jello so squishy? Have you ever had jello in your shoes? It's squishy, and that's why we need to abolish the Constitution because of squishy socks!

And we should stop having borders. If we had no borders, then there'd be no border to illegally cross, so there'd be no illegals.

Problem? Solved.

Squishy socks are stupid.

Bring back the old ATS from before to save squishy socks.

Amen.

Umm, I run every 5k I do with jello in my sneakers...I prefer green, the massage people in the end are creeped out by green feet...racists.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Make ATS great again.

MAATSA.

MAATSA ball soup.

Now I want MAATSA ball soup.

Where's my soup?

a reply to: theatreboy

I hate all people who judge people in groups.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

Make ATS great again.

MAATSA.

MAATSA ball soup.

Now I want MAATSA ball soup.

Where's my soup?

Kevin ate all the soup. Even the soup labeled in the ATS fridge THAT WAS CLEARLY LABELED.

Thanks a lot, KEVIN!

a reply to: DBCowboy


Good one

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: theatreboy

I hate all people who judge people in groups.

I hate judging people who judge people in groups...

a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: theatreboy

I hate all people who judge people in groups.

I hate judging people who judge people in groups...

I am not intolerant of people.

Just a little, "stabby" sometimes.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?

The accent or the soup?

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?

The accent or the soup?

Yes.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: theatreboy

I hate all people who judge people in groups.

I hate judging people who judge people in groups...

I am not intolerant of people.

Just a little, "stabby" sometimes.

I am not intolerant either, I just hate bad people...

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?

You can't have a nice soup without crackers.

Have some nice crackers already.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?

The accent or the soup?

Yes.

I have had the soup, meh...


The accent, nope.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?

You can't have a nice soup without crackers.

Have some nice crackers already.

Saltines...

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: theatreboy

I hate all people who judge people in groups.

I hate judging people who judge people in groups...

I am not intolerant of people.

Just a little, "stabby" sometimes.

I am not intolerant either, I just hate bad people...

I'm only not un-intolerant of those with whom misjudge people in groups of those with I have un-disagreed not with.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: DBCowboy

God.... I effin hate Kevin.

He probably has a total Karen of a wife as well (no offense to anyone named Karen, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm just using names).

Also, I keep saying MAATSA ball soup in my head in what I can only describe as a midwestern Jewish accent. Which leads me to wounder, is that a thing? Can anyone confirm if they have heard such a thing?

You can't have a nice soup without crackers.

Have some nice crackers already.

I like to think of myself as a nice cracker.

But then I listen to other people's opinions... And those typically are different than me thinking of myself as a nice cracker.

Luckily I just remind myself those are people's opinions, and most opinions are wrong.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Opinions are like elbows.

Everyone has seven.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: theatreboy

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: theatreboy

I hate all people who judge people in groups.

I hate judging people who judge people in groups...

I am not intolerant of people.

Just a little, "stabby" sometimes.

I am not intolerant either, I just hate bad people...

I'm only not un-intolerant of those with whom misjudge people in groups of those with I have un-disagreed not with.

Ummm....ok?

I just want the world to have one big hug...but no stinky people near me...I just showered for the year.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I would like to see a feature where you can filter out forums like mud-pit from the "New" list.